Thought for the day ,

Thought for the day , Never cry when you are in LOVE.B’coz for thee one whom you cry, doesn’t deserve your tears.And the one who deserves it, will never let you CRY….

Jan, 14 2012 166 chars (2 sms) 1261 views General

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