There are 2 times,

There are 2 times, when a man doesn't understand a woman do you know when? before marriage & after marriage

Jan, 14 2012 107 chars (1 sms) 981 views General

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U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!

Staying single is chic, divorce is in vogue, living in is common, extra marital is happening & here u r Happily married!! Quite Outdated!

Wealth says "care me

Wealth says "care me".Health says"maintain me".Character says"purify me".Time says"plan me".SMS says"send me" and dis msg says "Remember me"..

Tumhe Dekh Kar

Tumhe Dekh Kar Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Aadmi Pahle Bandar Tha! Dekho Gussa mat Hona Warana Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Aadmi Aaj Bhi Bandar hai!

Sumtimes I don’t say

Sumtimes I don’t say HI Sumtimes I don’t REPLY Sumtimes I don’t MSG U but dat dosnt mean i 4GOT uBcoz I'm LAZYjust like U.

SmS dosnt mean

SmS dosnt mean "SHORT msgin SERVICE" It also means Share My Sweetness Search My Soul Seek My Sweetheart Succeed My Smarty See ME Smilin So Keep SMSING.

To see monkey,

To see monkey, I went to zoo, but on seeing monkey, I thought of YOU.

30+29+28+27+

30+29+28+27+26+25+24+23+22+21+20+19+18+17+16+15+14+13+12+11+10== In sabh ko total karke dekho apka naam likha ayega .lt's true.plz try

Wife is a knife

Wife is a knife who cuts Husbands Life.

Have u ever thought

Have u ever thought that why there is a gap in between toe and first finger. ....because god wanted us to wear hawai chappal

Do you believe in

Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again??

There are only

There are only 5 things we need in life: Good friendsGood jobGood foodGood sleep&" GOOD _ UCK "whatever u are thinking..That's right..

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