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There are 2 times,
There are 2 times, when a man doesn't understand a woman do you know when? before marriage & after marriage
  
Jan, 14 2012     107 chars (1 sms)     952 views       General

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Johny Walker : Mere
Johny Walker : Mere pass bangla hai, gadi hai, bank loker hai, Kya hai tumhare pass ? Johny Leaver : Mere pass in sabki chabi hai
U got style,
U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!
Devdas ne daru
Devdas ne daru k liye Paro ko chod diya,Ram ne Sita k liy ghar chod diya!Aur apne kya kiya?Chiller bachane ke liyesms karna chod diya.?--
Sumtimes I don’t say
Sumtimes I don’t say HI Sumtimes I don’t REPLY Sumtimes I don’t MSG U but dat dosnt mean i 4GOT uBcoz I'm LAZYjust like U.
Aaj me apko pani
Aaj me apko pani se cocacola banana sikhaunga. 1 botel pani lo friz me rakho. 2 gante bad nikalo pani 1 dam thanda hoga or thanda matlab ?
This msg. will refresh
This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5.... 4.... 3.... 2.... 1.... Error : No Brain Detected !!
KABHI KhUSHI KABHI
KABHI KhUSHI KABHI GAM-Mere Sms Na Honge Kam.KABHI ALVIDA NA KAHNA-Sms Karte Rehna.DHOOM2Mere Sms PadhKar Jhoom tu.PHIR HERA PHERI-Ab Sms Ki Bari teri.
There is only one
There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it.
When do you know
When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? .... When she starts with "My husband said..."
Badal B hoGhata
Badal B hoGhata B ho,Barish na ho toKya fayda?Dost B hoWafadar B ho,Dildar na hoTo kya fayda?SMS B HoZabardast B Ho,Reply na ho to kya Fayda.
Girlfren ko I LOVE
Girlfren ko I LOVE U bolna hai Balance khatm Ab kya karoge kabutr k gale men ganti bandoge Main batata hun kya karna hai..mujhe no. dedo me bol dunga
How 2 impress
How 2 impress a girl:Respect herHonour herLove herProtect herCare 4 herHow 2 impress a boy:Just smile onceGame over..

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