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There are 2 times,
There are 2 times, when a man doesn't understand a woman do you know when? before marriage & after marriage
  
Jan, 14 2012     107 chars (1 sms)     965 views       General

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Aaj me apko pani
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How many times
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Before u judge a
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A boy proposed a girl, she said NO ! Bt boy wasnt sad. Frnds:dnt u feel sad? Boy : i lost 1 who nvr luvd me. She lost 1 who really lov Her
3 dreams of a man.
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once all village
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New Concept of Life
New Concept of Life Morning = MANDIR Evening = M_A_D_I_R_A Night = M_A_N_D_I_R_A
SmS dosnt mean
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By the time u realise
By the time u realise what your parents said was right... U will have a kid who begins to think you are wrong
it it ture?
ALL WANT TO GO HAVEN BUT NO ONE WANT TO DIE
Heaven is when u have
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Class me masti
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