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There are 2 times,
There are 2 times, when a man doesn't understand a woman do you know when? before marriage & after marriage
  
Jan, 14 2012     107 chars (1 sms)     1038 views       General

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What happens when
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1 miss call dene
1 miss call dene se aapko koi charge nahi hota, par aapke miss call se ees dil unvaluable sukun milata hai. Pls miss call...
Common sense is
Common sense is common, but... the use of common sense is uncommon !!!!
Your network tariff
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!
Duniya Gol Hai:
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Aaj kal maan kar
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A kiss is a lovely trick
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous"
Promise me we are
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Sweet candies are
Sweet candies are nice to eat Sweet words are easy to say but, sweet ppl are hard to find OH MY GOD! how did u find me.
Wife is a "Received call"
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