There are 2 times,

There are 2 times,
There are 2 times, when a man doesn't understand a woman do you know when? before marriage & after marriage
  

Jan, 14 2012     107 chars (1 sms)     1102 views       General

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Unlike others ur brain is a master piece. It has two halves, the left and the right, the left has nothing right in it and the right has nothing left in it.
Duniya main 3 chezee kabhi bhi aa sakti hai …paisa… …mout… …aur… … aur… …aur… mera SMS..
Devdas ne daru k liye Paro ko chod diya,Ram ne Sita k liy ghar chod diya!Aur apne kya kiya?Chiller bachane ke liyesms karna chod diya.?--
Yad aneWale Yad aa rahe hai, Khyalo ki Duniya me chha rahe hai, Hum Kuch keh rahe Hai par wo Chup Hai, Bas Msg padh kar Muskura rahe hai.
Kiki kuku kikiki kukuku kikiku kukiki kukuki kurCongrats U have Learnt MONKEY language successfully.Plz Come and collect ur disti certificate+ Free banana
Sincere apology: If u dont like any of my SMS & Dont like 2read, or if my msgs disturb u, thn plz dont hesitate, feel free to .. Throw ur mobile
A famouz quote written at Tokyo buz stand:" Only buz stopz here,not time.So dont wazte your time,keep movin with your dutiez &work,Coz time never waitz"
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
Sorry to disturb U at this time of the night, If U are awake & free, could U please do me a favour, Please delete this message & sleep! Good night !
Tumhe Dekh Kar Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Aadmi Pahle Bandar Tha! Dekho Gussa mat Hona Warana Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Aadmi Aaj Bhi Bandar hai!
Dimag k Liye Santra ka juice, aankho k Liye gaajar ka juice., Sehath k Liye aanar ka juice... Khush Rehne k Liye sms kar Kanjus..
In the world Few Things r GOD gifts, Mother’s love Father’s advise Brother’s care Sister’s fight Baby’s smile & My sms