Arties are red,

Arties are red,
Arties are red, Veins are blue, when god gave brain, where were you?
  

Jan, 14 2012     68 chars (1 sms)     1022 views       General

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Sweet is your Name Sweet is your smile. I m very glad to meet you in my life.
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Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last
Press Down if u think u r MAD. I can't Believe u Did That! Again? For God Sake! LORD!! Why u Still Doing it? Truth is out now! MENTAL CASE!!
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A foolish man tels a woman 2 stop talking, but a wise man tels her that she looks extremely beautiful wen her lips r closed.
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again??
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