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Arties are red,
Arties are red, Veins are blue, when god gave brain, where were you?
  
Jan, 14 2012     68 chars (1 sms)     974 views       General

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Unlike others ur
Unlike others ur brain is a master piece. It has two halves, the left and the right, the left has nothing right in it and the right has nothing left in it.
Wife is a knife
Wife is a knife who cuts Husbands Life.
once all village
once all village peopl decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all peopl gathered & only one boy came with n umbarella. THATS CONFIDENCE..
To see monkey,
To see monkey, I went to zoo, but on seeing monkey, I thought of YOU.
Do u know d Fullform
Do u know d Fullform of"GIRL"G-Genius in Gossips.I-Innocent Immoralality.R-Raging with Crying.L-Licence 2 Lie Lavishly.Ohh Girls
The most widely
The most widely used languages in Bangalore..english?tamil?kannada?....No no guess ?.....its C , C++ , Java.. .
Barish Ki Bundo Ko
Barish Ki Bundo Ko Apni Hateli Me Sametkar Dekho. Jitni Bunde Tum Samet Paye Utna Tum Hame Yad Karte Ho, Jitni Bunde Gir Gayi Utna Yad Hum Tume Karte Hai.
The difference betwn
The difference betwn COMPLETE & FINISH... When u love the right 1 u r COMPLETE & When u love the wrong 1 u r FINISHED!
Jab hum ne unse pooncha,
Jab hum ne unse pooncha, Sapnna kya hota hain to unhone kaha, Bandh aankhon mein jo apna hota hain khuli aankhon mein wohi sapna hota hain.
log chalte hain un
log chalte hain un raston par, jo duniya ke banaye hote hain,hum banayenge vo raste jispar duniya chalegi
Today having a phone
Today having a phone without wire is fashion.. One day will come when human without brain will be a fashion. On that day, my friend,
I want U to know
I want U to know that U are very important to me, It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...

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