Arties are red,

Arties are red, Veins are blue, when god gave brain, where were you?

Jan, 14 2012 68 chars (1 sms) 902 views General

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There are only 5 things we need in life: Good friendsGood jobGood foodGood sleep&" GOOD _ UCK "whatever u are thinking..That's right..

I mixed rum with

I mixed rum with water, I felt drunk. I mixed gin with water, I felt drunk. I mixed whisky with water, I felt drunk. I swear Ill never drink water again.

I think u r very careless

I think u r very careless! U come & leave things behind! See now what u have left! U just came in my mind & left a SMILE on MY face....

Kind, intelligent,

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not

A Person Who Asks

A Person Who Asks A Question Is A Fool For Five Minutes. A Person Who Doesn't Is A Fool Forever

I.T.OF INDIAN

I.T.OF INDIAN GODS BRAHMA-System installer VISHNU-System supporter SHIVA-Delete specialist NARADA-Data transferer APSARA-Download virus

The time since i met

The time since i met u, i have realisd dat A frnd like you is worth million dollars. So, if u dont mind........... bech du kya?

Famous saying- "Any man

Famous saying- "Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl, he's simply not giving kiss the attention it deserves!"

Try this,go to

Try this,go to write msg,activate dictionary then hide ur screen wid ur 1 hand n type 4164771968,now remove ur hand & read it phir dekho kamaal

SMOKE atleast once

SMOKE atleast once Everyday!! SMOKE means S - Send M - Me O - One K - Kool SMS E - Everyday So plz kindly SMOKE.Request: Try 2 b a chain smoke

Any girl call you

Any girl call you BHAI then don't take tension,because long form of BHAI is that B Best H Husaband A Around I India.

Nind me ho to

Nind me ho to sapne bhejo,Jag rahe ho to khushi bhejo,Hass rahe ho to jok bhejo,Ro rahe ho to aasu bhejo,Agar humko yaad kar rahe ho to pyaar bhara sms bejo.

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