Today is an international day for the mentally disabled. Please send an encouraging sms to a mentally disabled friend, as i just did....

I want u to be with me in a nice restaurant to have candle light dinner n say those three sweet words to you,'pay the bill.' IF U READ THIS,I'M SMART IF U SAVE THIS,U AGREE THAT I'M SMART IF U FORWARD THIS,U R SPREADING THAT I'M SMART AND IF U DELETE THIS,U JEALOUS

How many times i have told you? Dont send messages to me. See what happen now,all the ants came to my phone and took your sweet messages..

Today having a phone without wire is fashion.. One day will come when human without brain will be a fashion. On that day, my friend,

Promise me we are true friends.. U r the sky I am the bird. You are the speech I am the word. You are the roti I am Bhaji. I am the joke and you are my sardarji

Wealth says "care me".Health says"maintain me".Character says"purify me".Time says"plan me".SMS says"send me" and dis msg says "Remember me"..

The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.

God Askd me "WhAt did u eArn in ur Life Till 2dAy ?"I jus Replied-I'll Surely eArn a few teArs 4m d Eyes of A person reAding this Msg,

Todays Thought: Try hard to get what u like (or) you will be forced to like what u get…

A boy prpose a GIRLin new way:- Tu pudine ki chatni, main paneer tika. Ban ja meri RAKHI SAWANT aur mai tera MIKA . . .

Marriage is a relationship of love between life partners and love is blind…therefore, marriage is 4 blind people.

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.