I Love u

I Love u
I Love u.I Love u.I Love uI Love u.I Love u.I Love u.OH SHIT..Oh shit..RASNA bolna to bhool hi gaya I Love u RASNA:
  

Jan, 14 2012     115 chars (1 sms)     1257 views       General

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A boy proposed a girl, she said NO ! Bt boy wasnt sad. Frnds:dnt u feel sad? Boy : i lost 1 who nvr luvd me. She lost 1 who really lov Her
A Poster on TV at Peace Rally in Mumbai."Politicians Divide us,Terrorists Unite us
I look at the stars, the stars r beautiful. Then I look at you...... I ...... I ....... I rather look at the stars again !