Maine Apko Phone Kiya To Network Bola, Namaskar Pagal Ki Duniya Me Aapka Swagat Hai, Aap Jis Pagal Se Iss Waqt Baat Karna Chahte Hain, Uska DIMAAG SWITCH OFF HAI.

Last nite some devils came running 2 my room, they wanted 2 trouble good people. I gave ur name & address. they said, oh no, v cant disturb r BOSS...!!

Testing Ur BLOOD Pls wait. III 33% IIIII 66% IIIIIIIIIIII 100% Complete! Result: "HIV" H: Honey I: In V: Veins Thats why U r so SWEET

Chicken ready yes boss. Fish ready? yes boss. Omlet ready ? yes boss. Mutton ready ? Nahi boss BAKRA abhi sms padh raha hai....

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

A good friend is one who takes bail if u r in jail .......... But a true friend is one who sits besides u in jail and ask u "MAMU BIDI HAI KYA"

If you eve want 2 suceed in your life, be sweet as Honey, Be regular as Clock .......... .be fresh as rose, Be soft as Tissue, Be strong as Rock and be good as !!!!me.....

aj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar, phir ekrar, aur phir-intzar, phir-takrar, phir- darar, saari mehnat-bekar, aur akhir mein-Ek aur devdas at beer bar

The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.

21st century is truly LIFELESS:Communication: WIRELESSCooking: FIRELESSYouth: JOBLESSThis msg: MEANINGLESSSendePRICELESSReadeUSELESS.

I want u to be with me in a nice restaurant to have candle light dinner n say those three sweet words to you,'pay the bill.' IF U READ THIS,I'M SMART IF U SAVE THIS,U AGREE THAT I'M SMART IF U FORWARD THIS,U R SPREADING THAT I'M SMART AND IF U DELETE THIS,U JEALOUS

Try this,go to write msg,activate dictionary then hide ur screen wid ur 1 hand n type 4164771968,now remove ur hand & read it phir dekho kamaal