A foolish man tels a woman 2 stop talking, but a wise man tels her that she looks extremely beautiful wen her lips r closed.

U r my sweet heart "HoNa"? I dont want you to "khoNa"! I want a place in u r heart "DONA"! Otherwise i wil start "RONA"! Atleast ek sMS toh"KaRonA"...

aj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar, phir ekrar, aur phir-intzar, phir-takrar, phir- darar, saari mehnat-bekar, aur akhir mein-Ek aur devdas at beer bar

Note: Suna hai AAPKI ek smile pe hajaro log marte hai.So keep smiling to reduce India's population. "Population control board." Janhit me jari

3 dreams of a man. To be as handsome as his mother thinks.To be as rich as his child belives.To have as many women as his wife suspects.

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A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS. Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!

What makes some people Dearer?Is not just the happiness that you feel when you meet them,But the pain you feel,when you miss them.

Girlfren ko I LOVE U bolna hai Balance khatm Ab kya karoge kabutr k gale men ganti bandoge Main batata hun kya karna hai..mujhe no. dedo me bol dunga

Yad aneWale Yad aa rahe hai, Khyalo ki Duniya me chha rahe hai, Hum Kuch keh rahe Hai par wo Chup Hai, Bas Msg padh kar Muskura rahe hai.

Main yaha Aap waha zindgi hai kaha LEKIN LIFEBOY hai jaha tandrusti hai waha.Chalo kasam todo aur Aaj naha lo..!

a grl ws sad cz she knew dt d guy she luvd didnt luv hr back. yrs 18r,she saw d guy caryng hs doter.she askd,'wuts her name?"He smyld sadly n sed,'same as urs