Today having a phone without wire is fashion.. One day will come when human without brain will be a fashion. On that day, my friend,

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Its hard to find a towel , when soap enters in eyes, Its hard to leave a friend its time to say GOOD BYE

In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.

Today is an international day for the mentally disabled. Please send an encouraging sms to a mentally disabled friend, as i just did....

Wen things go wrongWen sadnes fills ur HeartWen tears flow in ur eyesAlways say these words:A ganpat chal daaru la...

Promise me we are true friends.. U r the sky I am the bird. You are the speech I am the word. You are the roti I am Bhaji. I am the joke and you are my sardarji

Sunday means S> sote raho U> utho der se N> nahao mat D> deko TV A> aaram hi kro Y> yaad karo sirf humko.. so enjoy u"r sunday..

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Unlike others ur brain is a master piece. It has two halves, the left and the right, the left has nothing right in it and the right has nothing left in it.

A Poster on TV at Peace Rally in Mumbai."Politicians Divide us,Terrorists Unite us

By the time u realise what your parents said was right... U will have a kid who begins to think you are wrong