THOUGHT 4 the day.

THOUGHT 4 the day.
THOUGHT 4 the day."A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips are closed."
  

Jan, 14 2012     150 chars (1 sms)     1013 views       General

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