THOUGHT 4 the day.

THOUGHT 4 the day."A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips are closed."

Jan, 14 2012 150 chars (1 sms) 930 views General

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my Smile+my

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Har Jgah Toofan Sa

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LOVE MEANS L LAKE

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