Swim on a pool,

Swim on a pool, Sit on a stool, It's my request, dont marry a fool.

Jan, 14 2012 67 chars (1 sms) 751 views General

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Proposing a girl in front of college is gentle>in front of temple is cute>in front of her house is heroism>>but in front of her HUSBAND its DIL..

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