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*One* * Special * * Surprise 4 u * @Close ur Eyes@ 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 u cheat! u didn't close ur eyes. so no surprise
  

Jan, 14 2012     119 chars (1 sms)     931 views       General

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