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The world's thinnest
The world's thinnest book has only one word written in it: "Everything". And the book is titled: "What Woman Wants!"
  
Jan, 14 2012     116 chars (1 sms)     1044 views       General

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Duniya main 3
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There are two theories
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
Nakhre aapke tauba
Nakhre aapke tauba tauba, ajeeb aapka style hai, Mssg to aap karte nahi, bus halla macha rakha ki mere paas mobile hai..
Class me masti
Class me masti ki toh haath lal.Baap ko pata chala to gaal lal.Padai nahi ki toh dimag lal.Aur bina padai ke pass ho gaye to "JAI JHULELAL".
If you could buy one
If you could buy one thing for me, what would it be? Reply is a must. fwd this to your friends n you will b amazed at replies.
Ek over me kitne
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BHO0L GAYE ,YA
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Gita saar: mobile
Gita saar: mobile nirjiv hai sim jiski atma hai,sms wo gyan hai,jo batne se badta hai.Isliye,he! prani balance ki mohmaya tyag kar sms kar.
Welcome To Care
Welcome To Care center Khushi k liye1 dabaye.Muskan k liye 2dabaye.Mujhse dosti k liye 3dabaye.Mujhse peecha chudane k liye apna gala dabaye
How 2 make
How 2 make a kid extremely intelligent smart active sweet lovable & talented??? Jus ask my Parents.:
Actually seriuously
Actually seriuously practically really typically sincerely jokingly essentially interestingly obviously i want to disturb u !!!
Maine Apko Phone
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