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The world's thinnest book has only one word written in it: "Everything". And the book is titled: "What Woman Wants!"
  
Jan, 14 2012     116 chars (1 sms)     990 views       General

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Tumhe Dekh Kar
Tumhe Dekh Kar Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Aadmi Pahle Bandar Tha! Dekho Gussa mat Hona Warana Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Aadmi Aaj Bhi Bandar hai!
A good friend is one
A good friend is one who takes bail if u r in jail .......... But a true friend is one who sits besides u in jail and ask u "MAMU BIDI HAI KYA"
Only the open
Only the open heart receives love, only the open mind receives wisdom, only the open hand receives gifts and only the cute persons receive SMS from me!
SMILE: S: Sets u free,
SMILE: S: Sets u free, M: Makes u special, I: Increases ur face value, L: Lifts up ur spirits, E: Erases all ur tensions, So, please keep smiling.
Kai viyo saa Milya koni
Kai viyo saa Milya koni Phone koni Miss call koni SMS koni...mane chinta hoiri hai.kai viyo CIRCUS wala paacha pakadne le gaya kai .
Kind, intelligent,
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not
Water is COLOURLESS,
Water is COLOURLESS, Air is SWEETLESS, Without your sms, my mobile is USELESS.
Dont send any sms
Dont send any sms to me, i dont want to hear u, i dont wnat to c u , i dont want to have any contact to u , i dont want to think of u, coz doctor have told me to keep away from SWEET things.
Dear customer
Dear customer,your bathing date validity for one year is expired 2day. So kindly RE-BATH within 1 hour and get two years validity.HURRY-UP.
Piece of philosophy frm a
Piece of philosophy frm a passionate smoker:"I alwys think of leaving cigarttes but for thinkng,i need a cigarette.
Easiest way to die.
Easiest way to die. 1.Hav a cigar daily u ll die 10 yrs early 2.Hav drinks daily u ll die 30 yrs early 3.Bt "LUV" Sum1 Truly u ll Die Daily.
once all village
once all village peopl decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all peopl gathered & only one boy came with n umbarella. THATS CONFIDENCE..

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