The world's thinnest

The world's thinnest
The world's thinnest book has only one word written in it: "Everything". And the book is titled: "What Woman Wants!"
  

Jan, 14 2012     116 chars (1 sms)     1001 views       General

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Giddyup, I"d wish you a happy day, but I"m just a little hoarse - hee haw.""
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U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!
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