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The world's thinnest
The world's thinnest book has only one word written in it: "Everything". And the book is titled: "What Woman Wants!"
  
Jan, 14 2012     116 chars (1 sms)     799 views       General

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Press Down if
Press Down if u think u r MAD. I can't Believe u Did That! Again? For God Sake! LORD!! Why u Still Doing it? Truth is out now! MENTAL CASE!!
Today having a phone
Today having a phone without wire is fashion.. One day will come when human without brain will be a fashion. On that day, my friend,
Maine Apko Phone
Maine Apko Phone Kiya To Network Bola, Namaskar Pagal Ki Duniya Me Aapka Swagat Hai, Aap Jis Pagal Se Iss Waqt Baat Karna Chahte Hain, Uska DIMAAG SWITCH OFF HAI.
Where was LOVE
Where was LOVE invented for the 1st time?CHINA,That's why you dont get Guarantee or Warranty in LOVE…
SMOKE everyday! SMOKE
SMOKE everyday! SMOKE means, S Send M Me O One K Kool S SMS E Everyday! So,Please kindly feel free to SMOKE..Better, be a chain smoker
Swim on a pool,
Swim on a pool, Sit on a stool, It's my request, dont marry a fool.
Dislove, islove, dlove,
Dislove, islove, dlove, bestlove, waylove, 2love, saylove, datlove, ilove, reallylove, mislove, ulove, solove MUCHLOVE Now read witout LOVE
Everybody wants someone
Everybody wants someone Special, Someone Nice, Someone thought ful, Someone honest, Someone Cute, Someone perfect, Someone attractive, Why they always call ME!
Who said english is
Who said english is easy Fill this blank with yes or no? ___ I don't have a BRAIN.
Degrees of girls!
Degrees of girls! B.A. Beautiful Angel B.E. Beautiful Eyes B.Sc. Beautiful Structure B.L. Beautiful Lips M.B.A. Married But available
Roses are red,
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
The secret to success
The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures

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