ABCD ATI HAI AGAR ATI BHI

ABCD ATI HAI AGAR ATI BHI HOGI TO AISI NAHI ATI HOGI : A Aristocrat B Bagpiper C Contessa D Director special E Eight Pm F Fun drop G God father H Haywards I Imperial blue J Johnny walker K King fisher L Lime drop M Mughal monarch N Nicolase No. 1 O Old monk P Peter scot R Royal stag S Signature T Teacher's scott U Uni boul V Vat 69 W White hall X XXX rum Y Yankey Z Zingaro Nasha hua ya nahin . . .

Jan, 14 2012 400 chars (3 sms) 1619 views General

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Easiest way to die.

Easiest way to die. 1.Hav a cigar daily u ll die 10 yrs early 2.Hav drinks daily u ll die 30 yrs early 3.Bt "LUV" Sum1 Truly u ll Die Daily.

advantages of "not

advantages of "not having a GIRLFRIEND" 1. save time 2. u can sleep well 3. don't need to worry abt how u r looking 4. can go & eat in any restaurant 5. no need to worry abt bill 6. no boring sms in d mid nite 7. can talk wid all girls

Badal B hoGhata

Badal B hoGhata B ho,Barish na ho toKya fayda?Dost B hoWafadar B ho,Dildar na hoTo kya fayda?SMS B HoZabardast B Ho,Reply na ho to kya Fayda.

Wealth says "care me

Wealth says "care me".Health says"maintain me".Character says"purify me".Time says"plan me".SMS says"send me" and dis msg says "Remember me"..

A Poster on TV

A Poster on TV at Peace Rally in Mumbai."Politicians Divide us,Terrorists Unite us

There are 2 times,

There are 2 times, when a man doesn't understand a woman do you know when? before marriage & after marriage

Today is an international

Today is an international day for the mentally disabled. Please send an encouraging sms to a mentally disabled friend, as i just did....

I Met Money

I Met Money & Said U R Just A Piece 0f Paper; Money SmiLed n Said; 0f Course I M Piece 0f Paper; But I Havn't Seen A DustbinFor Me Yet...

The length & breadth

The length & breadth & height of you total up to quite a view, but to taste the true delight of you I’ll have to take a bite of you.

Class me masti

Class me masti ki toh haath lal.Baap ko pata chala to gaal lal.Padai nahi ki toh dimag lal.Aur bina padai ke pass ho gaye to "JAI JHULELAL".

My Smile + my

My Smile + my Joy + my Pleasure + my Life +my Love+ my Relief + my Honour & my Pride = Your 1 SMS.Ab socho app ke SMS ki Keemat..So,sms me everyminute..

what we wear on

what we wear on our feet are sold in air conditioned showrooms, but the vegetables we eat are sold on footpaths.!!

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