Dimag k Liye Santra ka juice, aankho k Liye gaajar ka juice., Sehath k Liye aanar ka juice... Khush Rehne k Liye sms kar Kanjus..

Its ice crm dayCasata-if luv meCorneto-if bst frnChocobr-if like meButrscotch-if im coolVanila-if im swtChocochip-if im smrt.Rasberry-if im badwHt 4me?

Proposing a girl in front of college is gentle>in front of temple is cute>in front of her house is heroism>>but in front of her HUSBAND its DIL..

We Need At least 2 Things To Live In Life " 1 Heart 2 Feel the Love & 1 Brain 2 Understand It ... Otherwise We'll Have Broken Hearts & Confused Minds

When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? .... When she starts with "My husband said..."

Can U believe things ppl do??!! I was sitting next to a guy in Mandir, In the middle of the aarti, he lit a cigarette. I was so shocked, I nearly dropped my beer

Apni Saaso Ko Rok Lijiye,Dil Ki Dhadkano Ko Thaam Lijiye,Dil Ki Gehraai Se Mera Naam Lijiye,Bas Ab Normal Ho Jaiye Aur Apnaa Kaam Kijiye.

The most widely used languages in Bangalore..english?tamil?kannada?....No no guess ?.....its C , C++ , Java.. .

PHILOSOPHY Small Things In Life Hurt A Lot. e.g. You Can Sit On A Mountain But Not On A pin

I want u to be with me in a nice restaurant to have candle light dinner n say those three sweet words to you,'pay the bill.' IF U READ THIS,I'M SMART IF U SAVE THIS,U AGREE THAT I'M SMART IF U FORWARD THIS,U R SPREADING THAT I'M SMART AND IF U DELETE THIS,U JEALOUS

God Askd me "WhAt did u eArn in ur Life Till 2dAy ?"I jus Replied-I'll Surely eArn a few teArs 4m d Eyes of A person reAding this Msg,

Just close ur eyes n think of ME for 10sec.. open ur eyes now and u'l realise that u've UTLISED 10 sec in ur life thinkng of a GREAT PERSON.