A scintist cant b

A scintist cant b a presidnt bt kalam did it,A Condctor cant b an actor bt Rajni did it,A monky cant operate mobile but BOSS u r mind blowng

Jan, 14 2012 140 chars (1 sms) 1433 views General

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As we sail thru life,

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There are 2 times,

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Never ignore somebody

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*One* * Special * *

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Never blame a girl

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I Love u

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