A scintist cant b

A scintist cant b
A scintist cant b a presidnt bt kalam did it,A Condctor cant b an actor bt Rajni did it,A monky cant operate mobile but BOSS u r mind blowng
  

Jan, 14 2012     140 chars (1 sms)     1103 views       General

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advantages of "not having a GIRLFRIEND" 1. save time 2. u can sleep well 3. don't need to worry abt how u r looking 4. can go & eat in any restaurant 5. no need to worry abt bill 6. no boring sms in d mid nite 7. can talk wid all girls
wherever you go, whatever you do, you know ill always be there for you, so if youre alone , theres no need to fear, just give me a call and u no ill be here!
GODISNOWHERE this can be read as GOD IS NO WHERE or GOD IS NOW HERE.Like everything in Life,the way u SEE things.Always depends on how you Look at them......
Those Saprkling Eyes Those Marvelous Lips A 100 Watt Smile The Majestic Walk The Cheerful Talk Truly Charming Personality Guess, That's Enough abt ME
In the world Few Things r GOD gifts, Mother’s love Father’s advise Brother’s care Sister’s fight Baby’s smile & My sms
When u mix rice in milk u call it kheer,When u mix vinegar in milk u call it paneer... When u mix a sweet person like me in ur life,U call it takdeer
If u hav any problm,bindaas tell me i'll help u, If u don't hav any problms,bindaas tel me,i'll create sum4u! After al,"dost hote kis liye
Ishq vo Fiza hai Jo patjahr may Phool Khila de. Kahin Phool To Kahin Kanto ka aalanm Saja de.
PrayeO God, give us Strength & Capacity to pay -IT,VAT,CST,Ser.Tax,Excise,Octroi,TDS,ESI,FBT,Prop Tax,Stamp Duty,CGT,Water Tax,Prof Tax,Road Tax,Edu.C
Heaven is when u have a german car, American salary, Chinese food & Indian wife, Hell is where car is Chinese, food is german, wife is American & salary is Indian.
Main aisa MSG hu jise murkh log padte hai,nalayak log dusro ko forward karte hai,gadhe delete karte hai aur pagal store kar lete hai.Aap kya karne wale hai
Aaj kal maan kar raha hai ki main tumhe kabhi bhi mauka dekh kar sabke samne ek k ki kis kiss kissa sunau ramayan ka