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A scintist cant b
A scintist cant b a presidnt bt kalam did it,A Condctor cant b an actor bt Rajni did it,A monky cant operate mobile but BOSS u r mind blowng
  
Jan, 14 2012     140 chars (1 sms)     1941 views       General

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Have u ever thought
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Dear customer
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SMOKE everyday! SMOKE
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Terna ho to samundar
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Evolution of Man:
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Aaj me apko pani
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I Love u
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Whats attitude? 3
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Do u know World's most
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Mistakes r not
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Today is an international
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