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A scintist cant b
A scintist cant b a presidnt bt kalam did it,A Condctor cant b an actor bt Rajni did it,A monky cant operate mobile but BOSS u r mind blowng
  
Jan, 14 2012     140 chars (1 sms)     957 views       General

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English shayari.
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Today is an international
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Arties are red,
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ABCDEFG: a boy can
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Chicken ready yes
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jo mila hum use kismat
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There are two theories
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main jaanta hoon
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The world's thinnest
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A Person Who Asks
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Jab tum mujhse ruth
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