Samundar jitna Mkt, Nadi jitna Turnover, Talab jitna Expenses, Balti jitna Bad Debts, Lote jitna Profit.Happy March End....

Note: Suna hai AAPKI ek smile pe hajaro log marte hai.So keep smiling to reduce India's population. "Population control board." Janhit me jari

Girls misuse it! models sell it! photograhers cage it!doctors advice it!death freezes it! artists create it! tats SMILE! KEEP SMILING!!

Lyf is short,live it. Luv is rare,grab it. Anger is bad,dump it.fear is awful,face it.memories r sweet,cherish it. Sender is genius, accept it.Hehe…

Xcellent quote written on road to the fast drivers:"If u wanna donate blood, dont do it on the road, please donate it in the blood bank".

THOUGHT 4 the day."A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips are closed."

What is "EDUCATION"? EDUCATION is a system for which we waste 1/3rd of our life to learn how to waste remaining 2/3rd of our life

Kis kiski mehfil men kis kis ne kis kis ko kiss kiya. 1 woh the jisne her miss ko kiss kiya, 1 hum the jisne har kiss ko mis kiya.

A sleeping lion is stronger than a barking dog. So a sleeping student is better than a barking teacher.-By last bench assoctiation.So sit in the last bench

Marriage is a relationship of love between life partners and love is blind…therefore, marriage is 4 blind people.

Never blame a girl coz she teaches well than any1 elsewhen she is with u she teaches how to live When she leaves u she teaches how to survive

These are some of the romantic countries in the world. H.O.L.L.A.N.D. - Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies. I.T.A.L.Y. - I Trust And Love You. L.I.B.Y.A. - Love Is Beautiful; You Also. F.R.A.N.C.E. - Friendships Remain And Never Can End....