Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.

Woman has "man" in it.Mrs has "Mr" in it, Female has "Male" in it, She has "He" in it and Madam had "Adam" in it. No wonder Man always wants to be inside" Woman."""""""""""

2days weather 4cast: it wud b cloudy if u frown, rainy if u cry, clear if ur happy, sunny if u smile & stormy if u sing!

Wealth says "care me".Health says"maintain me".Character says"purify me".Time says"plan me".SMS says"send me" and dis msg says "Remember me"..

Kai viyo saa Milya koni Phone koni Miss call koni SMS koni...mane chinta hoiri hai.kai viyo CIRCUS wala paacha pakadne le gaya kai .

ABCD ATI HAI AGAR ATI BHI HOGI TO AISI NAHI ATI HOGI : A Aristocrat B Bagpiper C Contessa D Director special E Eight Pm F Fun drop G God father H Haywards I Imperial blue J Johnny walker K King fisher L Lime drop M Mughal monarch N Nicolase No. 1 O Old monk P Peter scot R Royal stag S Signature T Teacher's scott U Uni boul V Vat 69 W White hall X XXX rum Y Yankey Z Zingaro Nasha hua ya nahin . . .

Pyar=dukho ka bazar,Premi=dukho ka kharidar,Premika=dukho ki dukandar,Mata-Pita=beech ki diwar,Behen=salahkar,Bhai=peetne ko taiyar!Yahi to haiBiG BAZAR!

Do u know World's most beautiful sentence? That is, ...BUT, I LV U. and.. World's most selfish/ painful sentence I LOV U, BUT.........

When u mix rice in milk u call it kheer,When u mix vinegar in milk u call it paneer... When u mix a sweet person like me in ur life,U call it takdeer

A sleeping lion is stronger than a barking dog. So a sleeping student is better than a barking teacher.-By last bench assoctiation.So sit in the last bench

what we wear on our feet are sold in air conditioned showrooms, but the vegetables we eat are sold on footpaths.!!

Todays Thought: Try hard to get what u like (or) you will be forced to like what u get…