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Today having a phone without wire is fashion.. One day will come when human without brain will be a fashion. On that day, my friend,

Mohabat 1 se ho to Bolapan he2 se ho to Apanapan he3 se ho to Dewanapan he4 se ho to Pagalpan he Phir bi counting na ruke to kaminapan he

Last nite some devils came running 2 my room, they wanted 2 trouble good people. I gave ur name & address. they said, oh no, v cant disturb r BOSS...!!

Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be one heart that would always beat for you You know Whose??? your Own Stupid!!!

TWO FACTS OF LIFE FACT 1 : U cannot touch ur lower lip with ur tongue. FACT 2 : After reading this, 99/100 idiots like u would try it.!!

once all village peopl decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all peopl gathered & only one boy came with n umbarella. THATS CONFIDENCE..

If I could write a letter &Sky was my Paper,Ocean my Ink &Stars my Words,it wud stil not b enough 2 dscribe how USELESS u are

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I think u r very careless! U come & leave things behind! See now what u have left! U just came in my mind & left a SMILE on MY face....

In Eng: GOOD NIGHT In desi: SHUBH RATRI In urdu: SHABBA KHAIR In kannad: YARA NADI In Telgu: PANDANKO PO Apun ki style:- . . . . . . . . CHAL LUDAK LE......

Kya mamu apun ki yaad vyad nahi aa reli kyaaA? Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas messge bhejta rahenga kya? Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik mesge chipka daAL!