A scintist cant b

A scintist cant b
A scintist cant b a presidnt bt kalam did it,A Condctor cant b an actor bt Rajni did it,A monky cant operate mobile but BOSS u r mind blowng
  

Jan, 14 2012     140 chars (1 sms)     1475 views       General

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Promise me we are true friends.. U r the sky I am the bird. You are the speech I am the word. You are the roti I am Bhaji. I am the joke and you are my sardarji
A boy proposed a girl, she said NO ! Bt boy wasnt sad. Frnds:dnt u feel sad? Boy : i lost 1 who nvr luvd me. She lost 1 who really lov Her
Definition of "girl friend" : Someone who'll stand by you through all the troubles which you wouldn't have had if you had stayed single…
"Love is like a long sweet dream" n Marriage is an alarm clock." so hv sweet dreams til ur alarm wakes u up. "HAPPY UNMARRIED LIFE" So.....Enjy it..
The Company Of Gud "SMS" Is Like The Shop Of Perfume U can Receive A Lot Of Gud Fragnance
Never ignore somebody who care for you,B"coz You someday may find that u have lost a dimond n u were busy in clloecting stones... "
Dil ko Dil samjho to ishq karoDard ko Dard samjo to mohabbat karoWade ko Wada samjho to pura karoOrmereko apna samjho to 1 SMS karo
Evolution of Man: Shadi se pahale: HERO No. 1 Shadi ke baad: COOLIE No. 1 Shadi se pahale: Meine Pyar Kiya Shadi ke bad: Yeh Meine kya kiya
A good friend is one who takes bail if u r in jail .......... But a true friend is one who sits besides u in jail and ask u "MAMU BIDI HAI KYA"
Arties are red, Veins are blue, when god gave brain, where were you?
A sleeping lion is stronger than a barking dog. So a sleeping student is better than a barking teacher.-By last bench assoctiation.So sit in the last bench
I luv MUMBAI bcoz she is like mother to millions. After all a mother is called MUM in English,BA in Gujarati &AI in Marathi. Why worry MUM+BA+I.