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A scintist cant b
A scintist cant b a presidnt bt kalam did it,A Condctor cant b an actor bt Rajni did it,A monky cant operate mobile but BOSS u r mind blowng
  
Jan, 14 2012     140 chars (1 sms)     1753 views       General

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