I want to kill sweetest smartest and most beautiful person on earth but then i thought.......... suicide is a CRIME.

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Unlike others ur brain is a master piece. It has two halves, the left and the right, the left has nothing right in it and the right has nothing left in it.

What is "EDUCATION"? EDUCATION is a system for which we waste 1/3rd of our life to learn how to waste remaining 2/3rd of our life

Wife is a knife who cuts Husbands Life.

Can u think ki2+5=11kaise ayasocho-sochonahi malumthora aur dimag lagao abhi b nahi? Ok!Let me tel u kikaise aya"GALTI SE"

advantages of "not having a GIRLFRIEND" 1. save time 2. u can sleep well 3. don't need to worry abt how u r looking 4. can go & eat in any restaurant 5. no need to worry abt bill 6. no boring sms in d mid nite 7. can talk wid all girls

I want u to be with me in a nice restaurant to have candle light dinner n say those three sweet words to you,'pay the bill.' IF U READ THIS,I'M SMART IF U SAVE THIS,U AGREE THAT I'M SMART IF U FORWARD THIS,U R SPREADING THAT I'M SMART AND IF U DELETE THIS,U JEALOUS

Which FISH can not swim in Water?Guess...Guess.....Don't Know??A DEAD FISH.

help ever.... hurt never.... love ever.... hate never.... give ever... except never... smile ever... cry never... think me ever... forget me never

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Maine Apko Phone Kiya To Network Bola, Namaskar Pagal Ki Duniya Me Aapka Swagat Hai, Aap Jis Pagal Se Iss Waqt Baat Karna Chahte Hain, Uska DIMAAG SWITCH OFF HAI.