A scintist cant b

A scintist cant b a presidnt bt kalam did it,A Condctor cant b an actor bt Rajni did it,A monky cant operate mobile but BOSS u r mind blowng

Jan, 14 2012 140 chars (1 sms) 1673 views General

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A modern employer is one who is looking for men between the ages of 25 and 30 with 40 years of experience.

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Those Saprkling Eyes Those Marvelous Lips A 100 Watt Smile The Majestic Walk The Cheerful Talk Truly Charming Personality Guess, That's Enough abt ME

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