A scintist cant b

A scintist cant b a presidnt bt kalam did it,A Condctor cant b an actor bt Rajni did it,A monky cant operate mobile but BOSS u r mind blowng

Jan, 14 2012 140 chars (1 sms) 1658 views General

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Saala apun tumko

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it it ture?

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The secret to success

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D se Dosti, D

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ABCDEFG: a boy can

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Xcellent quote written

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Ishq vo Fiza hai

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A scintist cant b

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