A scintist cant b

A scintist cant b
A scintist cant b a presidnt bt kalam did it,A Condctor cant b an actor bt Rajni did it,A monky cant operate mobile but BOSS u r mind blowng
  

Jan, 14 2012     140 chars (1 sms)     1288 views       General

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5 benefits of kissing: * changes taste * lips never get dry * burns calories * makes face muscles strong * relieves stress so,keep kissing..
7 is grt number.7 colours make RAINBOW.7 swara make MUSIC.7 days make WEEK.7 fere make LIFE PARTNER.7 letters make FRIENDS.& 7 means SATH.Hpy..07.07.07.
Welcome 2 mobile Marriage Bureau:Rishte k liye 1 dabaye.Mangni k liye 2 dabaye.Shaadi k liye 3 dabaye.Aur 2nd shaadi k liye 1st ka gala dabayie
NOBODY like U, NOBODY cares for U, NOBODY misses U, NOBODY wants to see U good, NOBODY is Ur best friend, NOBODY is happy with U...Dont cry!!! My name is NOBODY.
How 2 impress a girl:Respect herHonour herLove herProtect herCare 4 herHow 2 impress a boy:Just smile onceGame over..
Aaj me apko pani se cocacola banana sikhaunga. 1 botel pani lo friz me rakho. 2 gante bad nikalo pani 1 dam thanda hoga or thanda matlab ?
namaskar! jaago baalak. suryoday ho chuka hai. snaan poorn karke, pavitra hokar, maata Pita k charan chhukar, sundar sundar BAALIKAO k darshan par nikal pado
Life is a game which v have 2 play! so, love it & have fun bcoz... har pal me pyar hai, har lamhe me khushi hai, kho do to yaaden hai, jee lo to zindagi hai.
There are only 5 things we need in life: Good friendsGood jobGood foodGood sleep&" GOOD _ UCK "whatever u are thinking..That's right..
Sincere apology: If u dont like any of my SMS & Dont like 2read, or if my msgs disturb u, thn plz dont hesitate, feel free to .. Throw ur mobile
Make A Heart Which Never Breaks, Make A Smile Which Never Hurts, Make a Life Which Never Pains, Make A Relationship Which Never Ends. Take care!
When I call u; 1 ring means I'm thinking of u; 2 ring I miss u; 4 menas .............. . . . . . . . . . pick d phone idiot.