govt. imposing income

govt. imposing income tax on Dating 10% , On HuG 20% , On Kissing 30% , On LuV 50% , Tu tension matLE...... FLiRTiNG abhi bhi free hai...

Jan, 14 2012 137 chars (1 sms) 1025 views General

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Expect the people you love to be better, It helps them to become better, But don't get upset when they fail, It helps them keep trying

Agar do pipal ke ped ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge?SochoUse bolenge'NOKIA'-CONNECTING PIPAL...

Try this,go to write msg,activate dictionary then hide ur screen wid ur 1 hand n type 4164771968,now remove ur hand & read it phir dekho kamaal

God is an invisible parent & parents are the visible GodIf u make the visible God happyAutomatically the invisible God becomes happy!

Staying single is chic, divorce is in vogue, living in is common, extra marital is happening & here u r Happily married!! Quite Outdated!

5 things I know abt U ! 1. U r a specl person with a wondrful Heart... 2. 3. 4. 5. Bus, baaki kal, Ek din me, Ek joke..

Two devils came in 2 my dreams. They said-We want 2 disturb some good person. I suggest them ur name. They said -We cannot disturb our boss.

Har Jgah Toofan Sa Aaya He Jise Dkho Lab Pe 1 Hi Naam Chaya He Jb B Msg Tone Bajti HeTo Log Bolte HLagta Hai " " Ka Msg Aaya HE

Apni Saaso Ko Rok Lijiye,Dil Ki Dhadkano Ko Thaam Lijiye,Dil Ki Gehraai Se Mera Naam Lijiye,Bas Ab Normal Ho Jaiye Aur Apnaa Kaam Kijiye.

A good friend is one who takes bail if u r in jail .......... But a true friend is one who sits besides u in jail and ask u "MAMU BIDI HAI KYA"

LOVE Means- L=Lot of sorrow. O=Ocean of tears V=Valley of Death. E=End of life. So beware from LOVE....

Why do women wear watches on their right hand and men on their left hand?To see the time!!

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