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govt. imposing income
govt. imposing income tax on Dating 10% , On HuG 20% , On Kissing 30% , On LuV 50% , Tu tension matLE...... FLiRTiNG abhi bhi free hai...
  
Jan, 14 2012     137 chars (1 sms)     1020 views       General

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Heaven is when u have
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SORRY Dont get
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Height of Reasoning:
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