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govt. imposing income
govt. imposing income tax on Dating 10% , On HuG 20% , On Kissing 30% , On LuV 50% , Tu tension matLE...... FLiRTiNG abhi bhi free hai...
  
Jan, 14 2012     137 chars (1 sms)     1050 views       General

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Piece of philosophy frm a
Piece of philosophy frm a passionate smoker:"I alwys think of leaving cigarttes but for thinkng,i need a cigarette.
5 benefits of kissing:
5 benefits of kissing: * changes taste * lips never get dry * burns calories * makes face muscles strong * relieves stress so,keep kissing..
Peene ki Umar1 to
Peene ki Umar1 to 3>Milk.4-8>Cerelac.9-13>Complan.14-25>Beer.26-40>Whisky.41-60>Tonic.After 60Kabhi bhi GANGAJAL peena pad sakta hai
U U R the one
U U R the one who is CHARMING U R the one who is INTELLIGENT U R the one who is CUTE And I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS
Dont Rush in 2
Dont Rush in 2 falling in luv 4 luv nevr runs out Even if sombody asks uy r u single jus tell them God is busy writing D best luv story 4 me.
advantages of "not
advantages of "not having a GIRLFRIEND" 1. save time 2. u can sleep well 3. don't need to worry abt how u r looking 4. can go & eat in any restaurant 5. no need to worry abt bill 6. no boring sms in d mid nite 7. can talk wid all girls
When I call u;
When I call u; 1 ring means I'm thinking of u; 2 ring I miss u; 4 menas .............. . . . . . . . . . pick d phone idiot.
Every Girl is Smart,
Every Girl is Smart, Intelligent, Sweet, Talented, Excellent, Romantic., In Short form, they all are your S.I.S.T.E.R.
Your network tariff
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!
If u hav any problm,
If u hav any problm,bindaas tell me i'll help u, If u don't hav any problms,bindaas tel me,i'll create sum4u! After al,"dost hote kis liye
Jab tum is duniya
Jab tum is duniya se jaoge, kahin door ek naya janm paaoge, is bar jo hua bahut galat hua, agli baar ek lambi poonchh aur char taange paaoge.
If doctors start
If doctors start making films,d titles would b Kabhi Khansi Kabhi Dam Kaho Na Bukhar He TB no.1 Kal Patient Ho Na Ho Hum Blood De Chuke sanm

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