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To see monkey, I went to zoo, but on seeing monkey, I thought of YOU.

Which FISH can not swim in Water?Guess...Guess.....Don't Know??A DEAD FISH.

PHILOSOPHY Small Things In Life Hurt A Lot. e.g. You Can Sit On A Mountain But Not On A pin

God is an invisible parent & parents are the visible GodIf u make the visible God happyAutomatically the invisible God becomes happy!

The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.

ALL WANT TO GO HAVEN BUT NO ONE WANT TO DIE

Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again??

A good friend is one who takes bail if u r in jail .......... But a true friend is one who sits besides u in jail and ask u "MAMU BIDI HAI KYA"

Great Pass it on: "Forgiving a Terrorist is left to GOD. But fixing their appointment with GOD is our Responsibility" -INDIAN ARMY

Easiest way to die. 1.Hav a cigar daily u ll die 10 yrs early 2.Hav drinks daily u ll die 30 yrs early 3.Bt "LUV" Sum1 Truly u ll Die Daily.