What happens when

What happens when
What happens when the earth rotates 30 times faster? A. You get your salary every day.
  

Jan, 14 2012     86 chars (1 sms)     745 views       General

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U r the ACCENT of my Life, ALTO of my Dreams, IKON of my Eyes, ZEN of my Thoughts, INDICA of my Joy, LANCER of my Heart. Can anyone clear this TRAFFIC JAM plzz
What is "EDUCATION"? EDUCATION is a system for which we waste 1/3rd of our life to learn how to waste remaining 2/3rd of our life
SmS dosnt mean "SHORT msgin SERVICE" It also means Share My Sweetness Search My Soul Seek My Sweetheart Succeed My Smarty See ME Smilin So Keep SMSING.
I want to kill sweetest smartest and most beautiful person on earth but then i thought.......... suicide is a CRIME.
Woman has "man" in it.Mrs has "Mr" in it, Female has "Male" in it, She has "He" in it and Madam had "Adam" in it. No wonder Man always wants to be inside" Woman."""""""""""
Nature is a miracle. One million years ago no one knew people would wear glasses but our ears are at the right spot.
Sorry to disturb U at this time of the night, If U are awake & free, could U please do me a favour, Please delete this message & sleep! Good night !
Have u ever thought that why there is a gap in between toe and first finger. ....because god wanted us to wear hawai chappal
When u mix rice in milk u call it kheer,When u mix vinegar in milk u call it paneer... When u mix a sweet person like me in ur life,U call it takdeer
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Ur eyes Pataka, ur lips Rocket, ur ears Chakri, ur smile Fuljdi, ur style Anar, ur personality Bomb. . Bache nikl le, i'm comin wid MOMBATTI
What happens when the earth rotates 30 times faster? A. You get your salary every day.