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What happens when the earth rotates 30 times faster? A. You get your salary every day.

Jan, 14 2012 86 chars (1 sms) 733 views General

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ALL WANT TO GO HAVEN BUT NO ONE WANT TO DIE

Bas karo yaar, band karo ye SMS ka khel, ab kabhi SMS mat karna, bahut ho gaya natak TumharaAisa maine kabhi kaha kya?Nahi naTo phir SMS kyon nahi karte

To see monkey,

To see monkey, I went to zoo, but on seeing monkey, I thought of YOU.

namaskar! jaago baalak

namaskar! jaago baalak. suryoday ho chuka hai. snaan poorn karke, pavitra hokar, maata Pita k charan chhukar, sundar sundar BAALIKAO k darshan par nikal pado

Its hard to find a towel ,

Its hard to find a towel , when soap enters in eyes, Its hard to leave a friend its time to say GOOD BYE

What happens when

What happens when the earth rotates 30 times faster? A. You get your salary every day.

Chai k cup se

Chai k cup se udte dhue me Aap jaise Nalayak dosto ki tasveer nazar aati hain, kambakht inhi khayalo mai kho kar har roz meri chai thandi ho jati hai!

This msg. will refresh

This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5.... 4.... 3.... 2.... 1.... Error : No Brain Detected !!

There is no Good or

There is no Good or Bad in this world.But Thinking makes it so. Wat people call "congestion" in a train,becomes "atmosphere"in a Disco..

My Smile + my

My Smile + my Joy + my Pleasure + my Life +my Love+ my Relief + my Honour & my Pride = Your 1 SMS.Ab socho app ke SMS ki Keemat..So,sms me everyminute..

I look at the stars

I look at the stars, the stars r beautiful. Then I look at you...... I ...... I ....... I rather look at the stars again !

Tension happns in

Tension happns in brain luv is felt in heart. Den y do ppl get heartattack wen dey r tensd & y ppl get mad wen Luv fails? Crazy rite!

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