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Jan, 14 2012 106 chars (1 sms) 902 views General

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There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it.

Note: Suna hai AAPKI

Note: Suna hai AAPKI ek smile pe hajaro log marte hai.So keep smiling to reduce India's population. "Population control board." Janhit me jari

Jab tum mujhse ruth

Jab tum mujhse ruth jaoge,Khafa ho jaoge,mujhe bhul jaogeTABHaan tabTab BETA GAAL PE AISA THAPPAD PADEGA K SAB YAAD AA JAYEGA..

a grl ws sad cz

a grl ws sad cz she knew dt d guy she luvd didnt luv hr back. yrs 18r,she saw d guy caryng hs doter.she askd,'wuts her name?"He smyld sadly n sed,'same as urs

I want to kill sweetest

I want to kill sweetest smartest and most beautiful person on earth but then i thought.......... suicide is a CRIME.

Staying single is

Staying single is chic, divorce is in vogue, living in is common, extra marital is happening & here u r Happily married!! Quite Outdated!

Maine Apko Phone

Maine Apko Phone Kiya To Network Bola, Namaskar Pagal Ki Duniya Me Aapka Swagat Hai, Aap Jis Pagal Se Iss Waqt Baat Karna Chahte Hain, Uska DIMAAG SWITCH OFF HAI.

Kind, intelligent,

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not

God Askd me God Askd me

God Askd me "WhAt did u eArn in ur Life Till 2dAy ?"I jus Replied-I'll Surely eArn a few teArs 4m d Eyes of A person reAding this Msg,

Don't marry the

Don't marry the one u want to live with,but marry the one u can't live without

I mixed rum with

I mixed rum with water, I felt drunk. I mixed gin with water, I felt drunk. I mixed whisky with water, I felt drunk. I swear Ill never drink water again.

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