I want u to be with me in a nice restaurant to have candle light dinner n say those three sweet words to you,'pay the bill.' IF U READ THIS,I'M SMART IF U SAVE THIS,U AGREE THAT I'M SMART IF U FORWARD THIS,U R SPREADING THAT I'M SMART AND IF U DELETE THIS,U JEALOUS

PHILOSOPHY Small Things In Life Hurt A Lot. e.g. You Can Sit On A Mountain But Not On A pin

Heaven is when u have a german car, American salary, Chinese food & Indian wife, Hell is where car is Chinese, food is german, wife is American & salary is Indian.

Some1 asked what makes people Happy? Some said Wealth & some said Fame. I was thinking about this when my cell beeped & ur sms came. I smiled & said “This makes Me happy”.

A modern employer is one who is looking for men between the ages of 25 and 30 with 40 years of experience.

Before u judge a person, walk a mile in his shoes.... After that, who cares? He's a mile away & the shoes r urs

If doctors start making films,d titles would b Kabhi Khansi Kabhi Dam Kaho Na Bukhar He TB no.1 Kal Patient Ho Na Ho Hum Blood De Chuke sanm

21st century is truly LIFELESS:Communication: WIRELESSCooking: FIRELESSYouth: JOBLESSThis msg: MEANINGLESSSendePRICELESSReadeUSELESS.

U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!

Mobile k rule 1,miss call karne se apno ki yad taja hoti hai.2,sms karne se pyar badhta hai.3,call karne se apnapan mehsus hota hai,To aap kya karoge....

Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be one heart that would always beat for you You know Whose??? your Own Stupid!!!

God Askd me "WhAt did u eArn in ur Life Till 2dAy ?"I jus Replied-I'll Surely eArn a few teArs 4m d Eyes of A person reAding this Msg,