21st century is truly

21st century is truly
21st century is truly LIFELESS:Communication: WIRELESSCooking: FIRELESSYouth: JOBLESSThis msg: MEANINGLESSSendePRICELESSReadeUSELESS.
  

Jan, 14 2012     133 chars (1 sms)     953 views       General

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Class me masti ki toh haath lal.Baap ko pata chala to gaal lal.Padai nahi ki toh dimag lal.Aur bina padai ke pass ho gaye to "JAI JHULELAL".
How 2 impress a girl:Respect herHonour herLove herProtect herCare 4 herHow 2 impress a boy:Just smile onceGame over..
A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding
Girls misuse it! models sell it! photograhers cage it!doctors advice it!death freezes it! artists create it! tats SMILE! KEEP SMILING!!
a grl ws sad cz she knew dt d guy she luvd didnt luv hr back. yrs 18r,she saw d guy caryng hs doter.she askd,'wuts her name?"He smyld sadly n sed,'same as urs
SMOKE atleast once Everyday!! SMOKE means S - Send M - Me O - One K - Kool SMS E - Everyday So plz kindly SMOKE.Request: Try 2 b a chain smoke
advantages of "not having a GIRLFRIEND" 1. save time 2. u can sleep well 3. don't need to worry abt how u r looking 4. can go & eat in any restaurant 5. no need to worry abt bill 6. no boring sms in d mid nite 7. can talk wid all girls
1 miss call dene se aapko koi charge nahi hota, par aapke miss call se ees dil unvaluable sukun milata hai. Pls miss call...
once all village peopl decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all peopl gathered & only one boy came with n umbarella. THATS CONFIDENCE..
When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness & if aftr u pray & u r still in darkness,pls pay ur ELECTRICITY BILL!
HI, KEEP MESSAGING ME AND WIN EXCITING PRIZES,1ST-LOTS OF LOVE,2ND-LIFE TIME FRIENDSHIP,3RD-FREE STAY IN MY HEART ,OFFER VALID TILL I M ALIVE....
Yad aneWale Yad aa rahe hai, Khyalo ki Duniya me chha rahe hai, Hum Kuch keh rahe Hai par wo Chup Hai, Bas Msg padh kar Muskura rahe hai.