A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding

Have u ever thought that why there is a gap in between toe and first finger. ....because god wanted us to wear hawai chappal

Dont send any sms to me, i dont want to hear u, i dont wnat to c u , i dont want to have any contact to u , i dont want to think of u, coz doctor have told me to keep away from SWEET things.

COLLEGE meaning........................ C:come O:on L:let's L:love E:each G:girl E:equally...So plz join d COLLEGE

Marriage is a relationship of love between life partners and love is blind…therefore, marriage is 4 blind people.

Peene ki Umar1 to 3>Milk.4-8>Cerelac.9-13>Complan.14-25>Beer.26-40>Whisky.41-60>Tonic.After 60Kabhi bhi GANGAJAL peena pad sakta hai

Conversions to be remembered 4 lifetime: 100cm= 1m 100ps= 1Rs 100kg=1quintal 100gods=1mother, and most importantly 100 devils= 1 girlfriend

Bijli + Badal =Savan aya. Barat + Baja =Dulha aya. Phool + Nazare=Vasant aya. Aap + Apki hasi = Bhago Bhago PAGAL aaya

dnt snd any msgs,i dnt wnt 2 c u,2 hear ur voice,2 think of u,2 keep in touch wid u!!coz da doctor advised me 2 keep away from sweets

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A good friend is one who takes bail if u r in jail .......... But a true friend is one who sits besides u in jail and ask u "MAMU BIDI HAI KYA"

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