Have u ever thought

Have u ever thought that why there is a gap in between toe and first finger. ....because god wanted us to wear hawai chappal

Jan, 14 2012 124 chars (1 sms) 1069 views General

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Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again??

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Height of Reasoning: I am nt scared of proposin a Girl, But I am scared about: "What would happen If She agrees!"

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