Have u ever thought

Have u ever thought that why there is a gap in between toe and first finger. ....because god wanted us to wear hawai chappal

Jan, 14 2012 124 chars (1 sms) 940 views General

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Dear customer

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I Met Money

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HI, KEEP MESSAGING

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TWO FACTS OF LIFE

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I look at the stars

I look at the stars, the stars r beautiful. Then I look at you...... I ...... I ....... I rather look at the stars again !

Chicken ready yes

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I want U to know

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dnt snd any msg

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A Person Who Asks

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If I could write

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Chai k cup se

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5 things I know

5 things I know abt U ! 1. U r a specl person with a wondrful Heart... 2. 3. 4. 5. Bus, baaki kal, Ek din me, Ek joke..

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