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Ek over me kitne boll feke jate hKaya apne kaha "6"?Galt jawabEk ovar me ek hi ball 6bar feka jata hBade aayeCricket kshoukhin.huh

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

Aaj kal maan kar raha hai ki main tumhe kabhi bhi mauka dekh kar sabke samne ek k ki kis kiss kissa sunau ramayan ka

Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again??

If doctors start making films,d titles would b Kabhi Khansi Kabhi Dam Kaho Na Bukhar He TB no.1 Kal Patient Ho Na Ho Hum Blood De Chuke sanm

Why do women wear watches on their right hand and men on their left hand?To see the time!!

Famous saying- "Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl, he's simply not giving kiss the attention it deserves!"

Today having a phone without wire is fashion.. One day will come when human without brain will be a fashion. On that day, my friend,

what we wear on our feet are sold in air conditioned showrooms, but the vegetables we eat are sold on footpaths.!!

Kabhi jazbat to kabhi yaadon ko dafan karte hain,Kabhi aansu to kabhi dard piya karte hain.Aap hume bhool na jaye isliye WAQT BAYWAQT sms kia krte hai

My phone has been injured by HUTCH dog on RELIANCE road near TATA townSo,I have an IDEA to admit it in AIRTEL hospital.Dr.NOKIA say it need sms So,donate sms