If doctors start making films,d titles would b Kabhi Khansi Kabhi Dam Kaho Na Bukhar He TB no.1 Kal Patient Ho Na Ho Hum Blood De Chuke sanm

Delhi Ke paas Ke nizamuddin railway station ki train no.6162 Ke route ke 3rd station Bharatpur Ke Ek chote Se Gaon Ke Nazdeek Wale Kabristaan Ke Chowkidar Ki Kabar Pe Baithe Huye Kutte Ki Aage Wali Right Side Ki Taang Ki Tisri Ungli Ke Nakhoon Ke Paas Chhupe Huye Chichar Ke Pait Mein Rehne Wale Bacteria Ke Chromosomal DNA Ki Thymine Nucleotide Ki 5th Carbon Ke Outer Shell Ke 4th Electron Ki Kasam, Sirf disturb karne k liye msg kiya hai...hee,

TWO FACTS OF LIFE FACT 1 : U cannot touch ur lower lip with ur tongue. FACT 2 : After reading this, 99/100 idiots like u would try it.!!

SMOKE everyday! SMOKE means, S Send M Me O One K Kool S SMS E Everyday! So,Please kindly feel free to SMOKE..Better, be a chain smoker

COLLEGE meaning........................ C:come O:on L:let's L:love E:each G:girl E:equally...So plz join d COLLEGE

The Company Of Gud "SMS" Is Like The Shop Of Perfume U can Receive A Lot Of Gud Fragnance

The time since i met u, i have realisd dat A frnd like you is worth million dollars. So, if u dont mind........... bech du kya?

Kis kiski mehfil men kis kis ne kis kis ko kiss kiya. 1 woh the jisne her miss ko kiss kiya, 1 hum the jisne har kiss ko mis kiya.

Testing Ur BLOOD Pls wait. III 33% IIIII 66% IIIIIIIIIIII 100% Complete! Result: "HIV" H: Honey I: In V: Veins Thats why U r so SWEET

Let This Month Be:M:MagnificientlyA:AdvantageousR:RichlyC:Celebrative &H:Harmoniously HappyHve a Masti Bhara March

The two dangerous weapons in the world other than nuclear bomb are ... A girl 's smile and her tears which can make the boys to do anything!!..

help ever.... hurt never.... love ever.... hate never.... give ever... except never... smile ever... cry never... think me ever... forget me never