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MASTi lyf me
MASTi lyf me Hoti he,Knife se nai,BHAKTI man me Hoti he,MANDIR me nai,Aap b Jan lo DOSTI sMs karne se Badti he,Sirf PADNE SE nai.
  
Jan, 14 2012     129 chars (1 sms)     948 views       General

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Heaven is when u have
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