MASTi lyf me

MASTi lyf me Hoti he,Knife se nai,BHAKTI man me Hoti he,MANDIR me nai,Aap b Jan lo DOSTI sMs karne se Badti he,Sirf PADNE SE nai.

Jan, 14 2012 129 chars (1 sms) 1044 views General

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Every Girl is Smart, Intelligent, Sweet, Talented, Excellent, Romantic., In Short form, they all are your S.I.S.T.E.R.

Easiest way to die. 1.Hav a cigar daily u ll die 10 yrs early 2.Hav drinks daily u ll die 30 yrs early 3.Bt "LUV" Sum1 Truly u ll Die Daily.

Bijli + Badal =Savan aya. Barat + Baja =Dulha aya. Phool + Nazare=Vasant aya. Aap + Apki hasi = Bhago Bhago PAGAL aaya

30+29+28+27+26+25+24+23+22+21+20+19+18+17+16+15+14+13+12+11+10== In sabh ko total karke dekho apka naam likha ayega .lt's true.plz try

We've known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?

Today having a phone without wire is fashion.. One day will come when human without brain will be a fashion. On that day, my friend,

Girlfren ko I LOVE U bolna hai Balance khatm Ab kya karoge kabutr k gale men ganti bandoge Main batata hun kya karna hai..mujhe no. dedo me bol dunga

Aapko miss karna ROZ ki baat hai, Aapko yad karna ADAT ki baat hai, Aapse door rehna KISMAT ki baat hai, Par Aapko jhelna HIMMAT ki baat hai!!

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous"

There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it.

I Met Money & Said U R Just A Piece 0f Paper; Money SmiLed n Said; 0f Course I M Piece 0f Paper; But I Havn't Seen A DustbinFor Me Yet...

what we wear on our feet are sold in air conditioned showrooms, but the vegetables we eat are sold on footpaths.!!

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