D golden idea of KISS is whn u type d word "kiss" in ur cell with Dictionary ON it will automatically say where u hav to kiss.Try it

SORRY Dont get confused, arey baba 'SORRY' means S - SOME O - ONE'S R - REALLY, R - REMEMBERING Y - YOU.

Sweet candies are nice to eat Sweet words are easy to say but, sweet ppl are hard to find OH MY GOD! how did u find me.

GODISNOWHERE this can be read as GOD IS NO WHERE or GOD IS NOW HERE.Like everything in Life,the way u SEE things.Always depends on how you Look at them......

Ek over me kitne boll feke jate hKaya apne kaha "6"?Galt jawabEk ovar me ek hi ball 6bar feka jata hBade aayeCricket kshoukhin.huh

Hazaro Ladkiya Aati HE Hazaro Hi Jati HE Hazaro Hasati HE Hazaro Hi Rulati HE Lekin My Dear Sath Vahi Nibhati HeJo"DOLI"MeBaith K Aati He.

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous"

If doctors start making films,d titles would b Kabhi Khansi Kabhi Dam Kaho Na Bukhar He TB no.1 Kal Patient Ho Na Ho Hum Blood De Chuke sanm

A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS. Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!

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TWO FACTS OF LIFE FACT 1 : U cannot touch ur lower lip with ur tongue. FACT 2 : After reading this, 99/100 idiots like u would try it.!!

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