1waqt ta jab

1waqt ta jab
1waqt ta jab tumare sms aise ate te, jese kisine tumari khopdi pe gun raki ho or tumse sms karwa raha he. magar ab lagta hai jaise, goli maar di.
  

Jan, 14 2012     145 chars (1 sms)     995 views       General

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