Suno gaur se pepsi

Suno gaur se pepsi walo,Buri nazar na coke pe dalo,Chahe jitna dew pila lo,Sabse aage hoga NIMBU PANI!!Hai na hum pure hindustani

Jan, 14 2012 129 chars (1 sms) 1383 views General

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5 benefits of kissing:

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I have a special meal

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