Ur eyes Pataka, ur lips Rocket, ur ears Chakri, ur smile Fuljdi, ur style Anar, ur personality Bomb. . Bache nikl le, i'm comin wid MOMBATTI

A sleeping lion is stronger than a barking dog. So a sleeping student is better than a barking teacher.-By last bench assoctiation.So sit in the last bench

U Look at the Ocean, see GOD's Abundance ! U Look at the Sky, see GOD's Wonder ! U Look at the Moon, see GOD's Glory ! And when U Look at the Mirror, see GOD's BLUNDER

Why the sun sets and rise every day ????Socho socho !??So that u can wish good morning and good evening to your loving ones!

Before u judge a person, walk a mile in his shoes.... After that, who cares? He's a mile away & the shoes r urs

Great Pass it on: "Forgiving a Terrorist is left to GOD. But fixing their appointment with GOD is our Responsibility" -INDIAN ARMY

What is "EDUCATION"? EDUCATION is a system for which we waste 1/3rd of our life to learn how to waste remaining 2/3rd of our life

Tumhe Dekh Kar Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Aadmi Pahle Bandar Tha! Dekho Gussa mat Hona Warana Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Aadmi Aaj Bhi Bandar hai!

BALANCE SHEET of Life:Birth- Opening. Balance. Death- Closing Bal.Soul- Fixed Asset.Brain- F.D. Heart- Current Asset.Idea- Current A/C.Achievment- Capital.Character- Clossng. Stock.Friends - Gen. Reserve.Behaviour-Goodwill.Patience - Interest Earned.Love- Dividend.Children- Bonus. IssueEducation-PatentsWisdom-Investment.Exp.- Premium A/C.WISH YOU A HAPPY NEW FINANCIAL YEAR

Marriage is a relationship of love between life partners and love is blind…therefore, marriage is 4 blind people.

Hi ! Can u plz do me a favour, if u r not busy, if u dont mind,& if it does not take much of ur time, can u Plz Smile 4 me! Thanks,

Friendship is like PRIYAGOLD "hak se maango" Love is like PEPSI "ye dil mange more" & Girl friend like GHADI DETERGENT Pahle istemal karo Fir Vishwas Karo.