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Conversions to be
Conversions to be remembered 4 lifetime: 100cm= 1m 100ps= 1Rs 100kg=1quintal 100gods=1mother, and most importantly 100 devils= 1 girlfriend
  
Jan, 14 2012     139 chars (1 sms)     960 views       General

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WHEN EVERYTHING IS
WHEN EVERYTHING IS AGAINST YOU AND NOTHING SEEMS TO WORK, I WILL COME, HOLD UR HANDS, TAKE U FOR A WALK OVER THE BRIDGE AND SHOW U WHERE TO JUMP....
I look at the stars
I look at the stars, the stars r beautiful. Then I look at you...... I ...... I ....... I rather look at the stars again !
There are two theories
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
Terna ho to samundar
Terna ho to samundar mai tero nadi nale mai key rakha hai. Moohabat karna hai to vatan se karo hasinao mai kay rakha hai.
How 2 make
How 2 make a kid extremely intelligent smart active sweet lovable & talented??? Jus ask my Parents.:
Peene ki Umar1 to
Peene ki Umar1 to 3>Milk.4-8>Cerelac.9-13>Complan.14-25>Beer.26-40>Whisky.41-60>Tonic.After 60Kabhi bhi GANGAJAL peena pad sakta hai
U U R the one
U U R the one who is CHARMING U R the one who is INTELLIGENT U R the one who is CUTE And I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS
U got style,
U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!
Promise me we are
Promise me we are true friends.. U r the sky I am the bird. You are the speech I am the word. You are the roti I am Bhaji. I am the joke and you are my sardarji
What happens when
What happens when the earth rotates 30 times faster? A. You get your salary every day.
A modern employer
A modern employer is one who is looking for men between the ages of 25 and 30 with 40 years of experience.
How many times
How many times i have told you? Dont send messages to me. See what happen now,all the ants came to my phone and took your sweet messages..

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