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Conversions to be remembered 4 lifetime: 100cm= 1m 100ps= 1Rs 100kg=1quintal 100gods=1mother, and most importantly 100 devils= 1 girlfriend
  

Jan, 14 2012     139 chars (1 sms)     864 views       General

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