Conversions to be

Conversions to be remembered 4 lifetime: 100cm= 1m 100ps= 1Rs 100kg=1quintal 100gods=1mother, and most importantly 100 devils= 1 girlfriend

Jan, 14 2012 139 chars (1 sms) 991 views General

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If you could buy one

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Its hard to find a towel ,

Its hard to find a towel , when soap enters in eyes, Its hard to leave a friend its time to say GOOD BYE

Arties are red,

Arties are red, Veins are blue, when god gave brain, where were you?

Note: Suna hai AAPKI

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New Concept of Life

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I have a special meal

I have a special meal for you: A glass of CARE, A plate of LOVE, A spoon of PEACE, A fork of TRUST, and A bowl of HAPPINESS.. so hog nicely

If doctors start

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Class me masti

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SMS ka len den yuhi chalta

SMS ka len den yuhi chalta rahega dosti ka silsila badalta rahega aap delete karte reh jaoge par aapka mobile mere sms se bharta rahega

Without u'r SMS

Without u'r SMS days are like Moanday tearsday wasteday thirstday frightday shatterday sadday So SMS me everday evertime. Smile please

A famouz quote

A famouz quote written at Tokyo buz stand:" Only buz stopz here,not time.So dont wazte your time,keep movin with your dutiez &work,Coz time never waitz"

ROSHNI DEKAR DOOB

ROSHNI DEKAR DOOB JANA KOI SURAJ SE SIKHE, DIL DEKAR DARD LENA KOI HAMSE SIKHE, SMS LEKAR REPLY NA DENA KOI AAP SE SIKHE.

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