Conversions to be

Conversions to be remembered 4 lifetime: 100cm= 1m 100ps= 1Rs 100kg=1quintal 100gods=1mother, and most importantly 100 devils= 1 girlfriend

Jan, 14 2012 139 chars (1 sms) 848 views General

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Swim on a pool, Sit on a stool, It's my request, dont marry a fool.

Dimag k Liye Santra ka juice, aankho k Liye gaajar ka juice., Sehath k Liye aanar ka juice... Khush Rehne k Liye sms kar Kanjus..

U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!

The length & breadth & height of you total up to quite a view, but to taste the true delight of you I’ll have to take a bite of you.

People Meet By Chance !!Dey Spend Sweet Times 2gether.Den God Apart ThemNot 2 End The Story,But 2 C How Much Dey Need Each Other

Nature is a miracle. One million years ago no one knew people would wear glasses but our ears are at the right spot.

Before Marraige : MAD for each other At the time of Marraige : MADE for each other After marraige : MAD bacause of each other.

I pray to God to give u all Shanti, Shakti, Sampati, Swarup, Saiyam, Saadgi, Safalta, Samridhi, Sanskaar, Swaasth, Sanmaan, Sarswati, aur SNEH

In a Cricket Match, One Girl Made Indian Flag on Her Cheeks. a Boy Kissed Her Cheeks & Said"I LOVE MY INDIA"

Where was LOVE invented for the 1st time?CHINA,That's why you dont get Guarantee or Warranty in LOVE…

I.T.OF INDIAN GODS BRAHMA-System installer VISHNU-System supporter SHIVA-Delete specialist NARADA-Data transferer APSARA-Download virus

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY : "Marry and make a woman happy.... OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy...!!"*

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