I mixed rum with water, I felt drunk. I mixed gin with water, I felt drunk. I mixed whisky with water, I felt drunk. I swear Ill never drink water again.
Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
a grl ws sad cz she knew dt d guy she luvd didnt luv hr back. yrs 18r,she saw d guy caryng hs doter.she askd,'wuts her name?"He smyld sadly n sed,'same as urs
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
SmS-Ke-5 Fayde1-Mobile ko junk nahi lagta2-Time Pass hota hai 3-Jise SmS karo wo khush Hota hai 4-Contact Bana Rahta hai 5-Koi apko Kanjus Nahi Kahta hai
