Wife is a knife

Wife is a knife
Wife is a knife who cuts Husbands Life.
  

Jan, 14 2012     39 chars (1 sms)     833 views       General

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If u hide, i'll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i'll search 4 u. If u'll leave, i'll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, i'll fight 4 u. But, if u stop sending msgs, i'll kill you.
Abey O Burai ke Rasgulle Paap ki Barfi Bewafai ke laddoo Farebi jalebi Dhokhebazi ki chikki Badmashi ke Pede Matlab ke halve Tu Bahut SWEET hai re!
Why the sun sets and rise every day ????Socho socho !??So that u can wish good morning and good evening to your loving ones!
What is "EDUCATION"? EDUCATION is a system for which we waste 1/3rd of our life to learn how to waste remaining 2/3rd of our life
Mohabat 1 se ho to Bolapan he2 se ho to Apanapan he3 se ho to Dewanapan he4 se ho to Pagalpan he Phir bi counting na ruke to kaminapan he
Class me masti ki toh haath lal.Baap ko pata chala to gaal lal.Padai nahi ki toh dimag lal.Aur bina padai ke pass ho gaye to "JAI JHULELAL".
SMOKE everyday! SMOKE means, S Send M Me O One K Kool S SMS E Everyday! So,Please kindly feel free to SMOKE..Better, be a chain smoker
My Health problemhas reached such a CRITICAL stage that doctor says there are only 2options left.. . . . . . EitherI.C.U. Or U.C.Me
Swim on a pool, Sit on a stool, It's my request, dont marry a fool.
Kai viyo saa Milya koni Phone koni Miss call koni SMS koni...mane chinta hoiri hai.kai viyo CIRCUS wala paacha pakadne le gaya kai .
Why do women wear watches on their right hand and men on their left hand?To see the time!!
BALANCE SHEET of Life:Birth- Opening. Balance. Death- Closing Bal.Soul- Fixed Asset.Brain- F.D. Heart- Current Asset.Idea- Current A/C.Achievment- Capital.Character- Clossng. Stock.Friends - Gen. Reserve.Behaviour-Goodwill.Patience - Interest Earned.Love- Dividend.Children- Bonus. IssueEducation-PatentsWisdom-Investment.Exp.- Premium A/C.WISH YOU A HAPPY NEW FINANCIAL YEAR