God is an invisible parent & parents are the visible GodIf u make the visible God happyAutomatically the invisible God becomes happy!

Two devils came in 2 my dreams. They said-We want 2 disturb some good person. I suggest them ur name. They said -We cannot disturb our boss.

COLLEGE meaning........................ C:come O:on L:let's L:love E:each G:girl E:equally...So plz join d COLLEGE

"Love is like a long sweet dream" n Marriage is an alarm clock." so hv sweet dreams til ur alarm wakes u up. "HAPPY UNMARRIED LIFE" So.....Enjy it..

In a Cricket Match, One Girl Made Indian Flag on Her Cheeks. a Boy Kissed Her Cheeks & Said"I LOVE MY INDIA"

Have u ever thought that why there is a gap in between toe and first finger. ....because god wanted us to wear hawai chappal

ABCD ATI HAI AGAR ATI BHI HOGI TO AISI NAHI ATI HOGI : A Aristocrat B Bagpiper C Contessa D Director special E Eight Pm F Fun drop G God father H Haywards I Imperial blue J Johnny walker K King fisher L Lime drop M Mughal monarch N Nicolase No. 1 O Old monk P Peter scot R Royal stag S Signature T Teacher's scott U Uni boul V Vat 69 W White hall X XXX rum Y Yankey Z Zingaro Nasha hua ya nahin . . .

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Giddyup, I"d wish you a happy day, but I"m just a little hoarse - hee haw.""

Hazaro Ladkiya Aati HE Hazaro Hi Jati HE Hazaro Hasati HE Hazaro Hi Rulati HE Lekin My Dear Sath Vahi Nibhati HeJo"DOLI"MeBaith K Aati He.

Delhi Ke paas Ke nizamuddin railway station ki train no.6162 Ke route ke 3rd station Bharatpur Ke Ek chote Se Gaon Ke Nazdeek Wale Kabristaan Ke Chowkidar Ki Kabar Pe Baithe Huye Kutte Ki Aage Wali Right Side Ki Taang Ki Tisri Ungli Ke Nakhoon Ke Paas Chhupe Huye Chichar Ke Pait Mein Rehne Wale Bacteria Ke Chromosomal DNA Ki Thymine Nucleotide Ki 5th Carbon Ke Outer Shell Ke 4th Electron Ki Kasam, Sirf disturb karne k liye msg kiya hai...hee,

Suno gaur se pepsi walo,Buri nazar na coke pe dalo,Chahe jitna dew pila lo,Sabse aage hoga NIMBU PANI!!Hai na hum pure hindustani