Wife is a knife

Wife is a knife
Wife is a knife who cuts Husbands Life.
  

Jan, 14 2012     39 chars (1 sms)     850 views       General

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jo mila hum use kismat kehate hai,jo na mita hm use badkismat kehete hai ,na mila use paneki jab jiid hoti hai, hum use himmat-e-koshish kehete hai
Some1 asked what makes people Happy? Some said Wealth & some said Fame. I was thinking about this when my cell beeped & ur sms came. I smiled & said “This makes Me happy”.
7 is grt number.7 colours make RAINBOW.7 swara make MUSIC.7 days make WEEK.7 fere make LIFE PARTNER.7 letters make FRIENDS.& 7 means SATH.Hpy..07.07.07.
Which FISH can not swim in Water?Guess...Guess.....Don't Know??A DEAD FISH.
Why the sun sets and rise every day ????Socho socho !??So that u can wish good morning and good evening to your loving ones!
21st century is truly LIFELESS:Communication: WIRELESSCooking: FIRELESSYouth: JOBLESSThis msg: MEANINGLESSSendePRICELESSReadeUSELESS.
Girls misuse it! models sell it! photograhers cage it!doctors advice it!death freezes it! artists create it! tats SMILE! KEEP SMILING!!
log chalte hain un raston par, jo duniya ke banaye hote hain,hum banayenge vo raste jispar duniya chalegi
Everybody wants someone Special, Someone Nice, Someone thought ful, Someone honest, Someone Cute, Someone perfect, Someone attractive, Why they always call ME!
Sincere apology: If u dont like any of my SMS & Dont like 2read, or if my msgs disturb u, thn plz dont hesitate, feel free to .. Throw ur mobile
By the time u realise what your parents said was right... U will have a kid who begins to think you are wrong
Note: Suna hai AAPKI ek smile pe hajaro log marte hai.So keep smiling to reduce India's population. "Population control board." Janhit me jari