Wife is a knife

Wife is a knife who cuts Husbands Life.

Jan, 14 2012 39 chars (1 sms) 923 views General

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MASTi lyf me Hoti he,Knife se nai,BHAKTI man me Hoti he,MANDIR me nai,Aap b Jan lo DOSTI sMs karne se Badti he,Sirf PADNE SE nai.

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