Wife is a knife

Wife is a knife
Wife is a knife who cuts Husbands Life.
  

Jan, 14 2012     39 chars (1 sms)     841 views       General

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Dont send any sms to me, i dont want to hear u, i dont wnat to c u , i dont want to have any contact to u , i dont want to think of u, coz doctor have told me to keep away from SWEET things.
Today having a phone without wire is fashion.. One day will come when human without brain will be a fashion. On that day, my friend,
The world's thinnest book has only one word written in it: "Everything". And the book is titled: "What Woman Wants!"
If your legs are paining, don't worry at all. It's B'coz yesterday the whole day u wer running in my mind...! Take rest now.. n b ready 2 Run 2Morrow..
Heaven is when u have a german car, American salary, Chinese food & Indian wife, Hell is where car is Chinese, food is german, wife is American & salary is Indian.
Ishaq ko ishq samjho to ishq karo, Dard ko dard samjho to mehsos karo, Waday ko wada samjho to pora karo, Or hum ko apna samjho to SMS karo....
Duniya Gol Hai: Chuha Billi se Darta Hai,Billi Kutte se Darti h,Kutta Aadmi se Darta h,Aadmi Apni Biwi se Darta hBiwi Chuhhe se Darti Hai.Duniya Gol Hai
We've known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?
Those innocent eyes, That Master mind, A great smile, The perfect walk, Smoothest Talk, Absolutely Gorgeous, Thats enough abt me How r u.?
Duniya main 3 chezee kabhi bhi aa sakti hai …paisa… …mout… …aur… … aur… …aur… mera SMS..
A scintist cant b a presidnt bt kalam did it,A Condctor cant b an actor bt Rajni did it,A monky cant operate mobile but BOSS u r mind blowng
Staying single is chic, divorce is in vogue, living in is common, extra marital is happening & here u r Happily married!! Quite Outdated!