Chicken ready yes

Chicken ready yes boss. Fish ready? yes boss. Omlet ready ? yes boss. Mutton ready ? Nahi boss BAKRA abhi sms padh raha hai....

Jan, 14 2012 127 chars (1 sms) 896 views General

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God is an invisible parent & parents are the visible GodIf u make the visible God happyAutomatically the invisible God becomes happy!

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