Chicken ready yes

Chicken ready yes boss. Fish ready? yes boss. Omlet ready ? yes boss. Mutton ready ? Nahi boss BAKRA abhi sms padh raha hai....

Jan, 14 2012 127 chars (1 sms) 911 views General

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If u hide, i'll seek

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U got style,

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What is the similarity

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U r my sweet heart

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Sweet candies are

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Hey Fill Up The

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