Friendship is like PRIYAGOLD "hak se maango" Love is like PEPSI "ye dil mange more" & Girl friend like GHADI DETERGENT Pahle istemal karo Fir Vishwas Karo.

Today having a phone without wire is fashion.. One day will come when human without brain will be a fashion. On that day, my friend,

When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness & if aftr u pray & u r still in darkness,pls pay ur ELECTRICITY BILL!

Hi ! Can u plz do me a favour, if u r not busy, if u dont mind,& if it does not take much of ur time, can u Plz Smile 4 me! Thanks,

These are some of the romantic countries in the world. H.O.L.L.A.N.D. - Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies. I.T.A.L.Y. - I Trust And Love You. L.I.B.Y.A. - Love Is Beautiful; You Also. F.R.A.N.C.E. - Friendships Remain And Never Can End....

Never blame a girl coz she teaches well than any1 elsewhen she is with u she teaches how to live When she leaves u she teaches how to survive

Height of Confidence:-A Cycle Rider Puts Sudden Brake Infront of a Bus & Shouts at d Bus Driver.."Abe Marne K Liye Meri Hi Cycle Mili".-

Have u ever thought that why there is a gap in between toe and first finger. ....because god wanted us to wear hawai chappal

There are 2 times, when a man doesn't understand a woman do you know when? before marriage & after marriage

Try this,go to write msg,activate dictionary then hide ur screen wid ur 1 hand n type 4164771968,now remove ur hand & read it phir dekho kamaal

Chicken ready yes boss. Fish ready? yes boss. Omlet ready ? yes boss. Mutton ready ? Nahi boss BAKRA abhi sms padh raha hai....

Lyf is short,live it. Luv is rare,grab it. Anger is bad,dump it.fear is awful,face it.memories r sweet,cherish it. Sender is genius, accept it.Hehe…