SMOKE everyday! SMOKE means, S Send M Me O One K Kool S SMS E Everyday! So,Please kindly feel free to SMOKE..Better, be a chain smoker

Birth Opening Balance Death Closing Balance Soul Fixed Asset Brain Fixed Deposit Heart Current Asset Idea Current Account Achievment Capital Character Closing Stock Friend General Reserve Behaviour Goodwill Patience Interest Earned Love Dividend Children bonus

When U think life's boring.Just call me.I will come there & hold Ur hands & go 4 a walk on a big river bridge &I'll show UWHERE TO JUMP.

Barish Ki Bundo Ko Apni Hateli Me Sametkar Dekho. Jitni Bunde Tum Samet Paye Utna Tum Hame Yad Karte Ho, Jitni Bunde Gir Gayi Utna Yad Hum Tume Karte Hai.

NEVER BLAME A DAY IN UR LIFE,GUD DAYS GIVES HAPPINESS,BAD DAYS GIVE U EXPERIENCE,BOTH ARE ESSENTIAL IN LIFE, ALL ARE GOD BLESSING

Some1 asked what makes people Happy? Some said Wealth & some said Fame. I was thinking about this when my cell beeped & ur sms came. I smiled & said “This makes Me happy”.

A boy prpose a GIRLin new way:- Tu pudine ki chatni, main paneer tika. Ban ja meri RAKHI SAWANT aur mai tera MIKA . . .

A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding

Swim on a pool, Sit on a stool, It's my request, dont marry a fool.

What makes some people Dearer?Is not just the happiness that you feel when you meet them,But the pain you feel,when you miss them.

Common sense is common, but... the use of common sense is uncommon !!!!

Hazaro Ladkiya Aati HE Hazaro Hi Jati HE Hazaro Hasati HE Hazaro Hi Rulati HE Lekin My Dear Sath Vahi Nibhati HeJo"DOLI"MeBaith K Aati He.