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Wealth says "care me
Wealth says "care me".Health says"maintain me".Character says"purify me".Time says"plan me".SMS says"send me" and dis msg says "Remember me"..
  
Jan, 14 2012     142 chars (1 sms)     995 views       General

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I mixed rum with
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PHILOSOPHY Small Things
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D R I N K D-elicious after
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Famous saying- "Any man
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SMS ka len den yuhi chalta
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Welcome To Care
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Bijli + Badal =
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Height of Confidence
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