Wealth says "care me

Wealth says "care me".Health says"maintain me".Character says"purify me".Time says"plan me".SMS says"send me" and dis msg says "Remember me"..

Jan, 14 2012 142 chars (1 sms) 1042 views General

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Dear customer, you are not using your SMS service properly. Your sim wil be deactivated. To avoid this urgently send a cute SMS to the sender

Devdas ne daru k liye Paro ko chod diya,Ram ne Sita k liy ghar chod diya!Aur apne kya kiya?Chiller bachane ke liyesms karna chod diya.?--

SMS doesn’t mean only Short Messaging Service, but it also means Some Moments Shared with loved ones.

30+29+28+27+26+25+24+23+22+21+20+19+18+17+16+15+14+13+12+11+10== In sabh ko total karke dekho apka naam likha ayega .lt's true.plz try

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.

Degrees of girls! B.A. Beautiful Angel B.E. Beautiful Eyes B.Sc. Beautiful Structure B.L. Beautiful Lips M.B.A. Married But available

Arties are red, Veins are blue, when god gave brain, where were you?

This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5.... 4.... 3.... 2.... 1.... Error : No Brain Detected !!

What happens when the earth rotates 30 times faster? A. You get your salary every day.

every sunset gives u one day less to joy do notworry every sun rise gives u one day more 2 hope 4 best....

Staying single is chic, divorce is in vogue, living in is common, extra marital is happening & here u r Happily married!! Quite Outdated!

Agar do pipal ke ped ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge?SochoUse bolenge'NOKIA'-CONNECTING PIPAL...

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