Wealth says "care me

Wealth says "care me
Wealth says "care me".Health says"maintain me".Character says"purify me".Time says"plan me".SMS says"send me" and dis msg says "Remember me"..
  

Jan, 14 2012     142 chars (1 sms)     1359 views       General

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