U U R the one

U U R the one
U U R the one who is CHARMING U R the one who is INTELLIGENT U R the one who is CUTE And I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS
  

Jan, 14 2012     132 chars (1 sms)     894 views       General

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Giddyup, I"d wish you a happy day, but I"m just a little hoarse - hee haw.""
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A Poster on TV at Peace Rally in Mumbai."Politicians Divide us,Terrorists Unite us
Some1 asked what makes people Happy? Some said Wealth & some said Fame. I was thinking about this when my cell beeped & ur sms came. I smiled & said “This makes Me happy”.
Wealth says "care me".Health says"maintain me".Character says"purify me".Time says"plan me".SMS says"send me" and dis msg says "Remember me"..
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The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures
Staying single is chic, divorce is in vogue, living in is common, extra marital is happening & here u r Happily married!! Quite Outdated!