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what we wear on our feet are sold in air conditioned showrooms, but the vegetables we eat are sold on footpaths.!!
  
Jan, 14 2012     114 chars (1 sms)     901 views       General

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I mixed rum with
I mixed rum with water, I felt drunk. I mixed gin with water, I felt drunk. I mixed whisky with water, I felt drunk. I swear Ill never drink water again.
What is "EDUCATION"?
What is "EDUCATION"? EDUCATION is a system for which we waste 1/3rd of our life to learn how to waste remaining 2/3rd of our life
Today, tommorow and
Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be one heart that would always beat for you You know Whose??? your Own Stupid!!!
Only 2 Persons
Only 2 Persons r Very Happy In This World,A MAD Person & A CHILD!Be a MAD 2Achieve What We Desire & Be a CHILD 2Enjoy It Without Worries.
The world's thinnest
The world's thinnest book has only one word written in it: "Everything". And the book is titled: "What Woman Wants!"
The length & breadth
The length & breadth & height of you total up to quite a view, but to taste the true delight of you I’ll have to take a bite of you.
Chicken ready yes
Chicken ready yes boss. Fish ready? yes boss. Omlet ready ? yes boss. Mutton ready ? Nahi boss BAKRA abhi sms padh raha hai....
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY : "Marry and make a woman happy.... OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy...!!"*
Without u'r SMS
Without u'r SMS days are like Moanday tearsday wasteday thirstday frightday shatterday sadday So SMS me everday evertime. Smile please
Jab tum mujhse ruth
Jab tum mujhse ruth jaoge,Khafa ho jaoge,mujhe bhul jaogeTABHaan tabTab BETA GAAL PE AISA THAPPAD PADEGA K SAB YAAD AA JAYEGA..
SoMe Day..u'll
SoMe Day..u'll 4get me..My NaMe..My VoiCe..Who I am..&who I am 2 u..&If that ever happens.,MAA KASAM Khoon_kharaba ho jayega..!
21st century is truly
21st century is truly LIFELESS:Communication: WIRELESSCooking: FIRELESSYouth: JOBLESSThis msg: MEANINGLESSSendePRICELESSReadeUSELESS.

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