SMOKE atleast once Everyday!! SMOKE means S - Send M - Me O - One K - Kool SMS E - Everyday So plz kindly SMOKE.Request: Try 2 b a chain smoke

Jab hum ne unse pooncha, Sapnna kya hota hain to unhone kaha, Bandh aankhon mein jo apna hota hain khuli aankhon mein wohi sapna hota hain.

Chicken ready yes boss. Fish ready? yes boss. Omlet ready ? yes boss. Mutton ready ? Nahi boss BAKRA abhi sms padh raha hai....

Life is a game which v have 2 play! so, love it & have fun bcoz... har pal me pyar hai, har lamhe me khushi hai, kho do to yaaden hai, jee lo to zindagi hai.

Saala apun tumko bolaPhir bhi tum humko nahi tola..Apun hai chocolate icecream ka gola..Mila toh mela..Nahi mila toh aasu se gila hona..

Height of Reasoning: I am nt scared of proposin a Girl, But I am scared about: "What would happen If She agrees!"

a grl ws sad cz she knew dt d guy she luvd didnt luv hr back. yrs 18r,she saw d guy caryng hs doter.she askd,'wuts her name?"He smyld sadly n sed,'same as urs

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Hi ! Can u plz do me a favour, if u r not busy, if u dont mind,& if it does not take much of ur time, can u Plz Smile 4 me! Thanks,

If I could write a letter &Sky was my Paper,Ocean my Ink &Stars my Words,it wud stil not b enough 2 dscribe how USELESS u are

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help ever.... hurt never.... love ever.... hate never.... give ever... except never... smile ever... cry never... think me ever... forget me never