what we wear on

what we wear on our feet are sold in air conditioned showrooms, but the vegetables we eat are sold on footpaths.!!

Jan, 14 2012 114 chars (1 sms) 840 views General

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Sunday means S

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Devdas ne daru

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Last nite some devils

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As we sail thru life,

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I Love u

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