God Askd me God Askd me

God Askd me "WhAt did u eArn in ur Life Till 2dAy ?"I jus Replied-I'll Surely eArn a few teArs 4m d Eyes of A person reAding this Msg,

Jan, 14 2012 134 chars (1 sms) 1736 views General

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Heaven is when u have

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Its hard to find a towel ,

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Dance like no one"s

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Do you believe in

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