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The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures

Any girl call you BHAI then don't take tension,because long form of BHAI is that B Best H Husaband A Around I India.

Have u ever thought that why there is a gap in between toe and first finger. ....because god wanted us to wear hawai chappal

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Sweet candies are nice to eat Sweet words are easy to say but, sweet ppl are hard to find OH MY GOD! how did u find me.

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There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

I saw U on the road that day U Were Looking so fine Ur Face So Divine Ur Walk So Perfect My Heart Started to Sing a Sweet Song??????. WHO LET THE DOGS OUT

Har ladka kisi ladki ki jindgi me pahla ladka hona chahta he or har ladki, ladke ki jindgi me akhri hona chahti he

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