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God Askd me God Askd me
God Askd me "WhAt did u eArn in ur Life Till 2dAy ?"I jus Replied-I'll Surely eArn a few teArs 4m d Eyes of A person reAding this Msg,
  
Jan, 14 2012     134 chars (1 sms)     1155 views       General

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