Aaj Agar Aisi

Aaj Agar Aisi Mahngai Hai to 2020 Tak Kya Hoga ? Soch ? Nahi Pata ? Batata Hu.. 20 Liter Petrol Ke Saath 1 Pulsar Moter Cycel Free....

Jan, 14 2012 134 chars (1 sms) 918 views General

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U Look at the Ocean

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A boy prpose a GIRLin new way:

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