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Aaj Agar Aisi
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Jan, 14 2012     134 chars (1 sms)     955 views       General

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There is no Good or Bad in this world.But Thinking makes it so. Wat people call "congestion" in a train,becomes "atmosphere"in a Disco..
advantages of "not having a GIRLFRIEND" 1. save time 2. u can sleep well 3. don't need to worry abt how u r looking 4. can go & eat in any restaurant 5. no need to worry abt bill 6. no boring sms in d mid nite 7. can talk wid all girls
When I call u; 1 ring means I'm thinking of u; 2 ring I miss u; 4 menas .............. . . . . . . . . . pick d phone idiot.
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
Kiki kuku kikiki kukuku kikiku kukiki kukuki kurCongrats U have Learnt MONKEY language successfully.Plz Come and collect ur disti certificate+ Free banana
Wife is a knife who cuts Husbands Life.
Welcome To Care center Khushi k liye1 dabaye.Muskan k liye 2dabaye.Mujhse dosti k liye 3dabaye.Mujhse peecha chudane k liye apna gala dabaye
Chai k cup se udte dhue me Aap jaise Nalayak dosto ki tasveer nazar aati hain, kambakht inhi khayalo mai kho kar har roz meri chai thandi ho jati hai!
NEVER BLAME A DAY IN UR LIFE,GUD DAYS GIVES HAPPINESS,BAD DAYS GIVE U EXPERIENCE,BOTH ARE ESSENTIAL IN LIFE, ALL ARE GOD BLESSING
In Eng: GOOD NIGHT In desi: SHUBH RATRI In urdu: SHABBA KHAIR In kannad: YARA NADI In Telgu: PANDANKO PO Apun ki style:- . . . . . . . . CHAL LUDAK LE......
Dil ko Dil samjho to ishq karoDard ko Dard samjo to mohabbat karoWade ko Wada samjho to pura karoOrmereko apna samjho to 1 SMS karo
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