Aaj Agar Aisi

Aaj Agar Aisi Mahngai Hai to 2020 Tak Kya Hoga ? Soch ? Nahi Pata ? Batata Hu.. 20 Liter Petrol Ke Saath 1 Pulsar Moter Cycel Free....

Jan, 14 2012 134 chars (1 sms) 1048 views General

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Giddyup, I"d wish

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If you could buy one

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Aapke Liye film

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Dil ko Dil samjho

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D R I N K D-elicious after

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My phone has been

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In the world Few

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Expect the people

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HI, KEEP MESSAGING

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Chicken ready yes

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Dear customer

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Do u know d Fullform

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