Who said english is

Who said english is easy Fill this blank with yes or no? ___ I don't have a BRAIN.

Jan, 14 2012 82 chars (1 sms) 951 views General

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Samundar jitna Mkt, Nadi jitna Turnover, Talab jitna Expenses, Balti jitna Bad Debts, Lote jitna Profit.Happy March End....

A Person Who Asks A Question Is A Fool For Five Minutes. A Person Who Doesn't Is A Fool Forever

Kai viyo saa Milya koni Phone koni Miss call koni SMS koni...mane chinta hoiri hai.kai viyo CIRCUS wala paacha pakadne le gaya kai .

Terna ho to samundar mai tero nadi nale mai key rakha hai. Moohabat karna hai to vatan se karo hasinao mai kay rakha hai.

The world's thinnest book has only one word written in it: "Everything". And the book is titled: "What Woman Wants!"

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous"

so Sweet is ur SMILE??? so Sweet is ur STYLE??? so Sweet is ur VOICE??? so Sweet is ur EYE????? see .......how Sweetly I LIE

The length & breadth & height of you total up to quite a view, but to taste the true delight of you I’ll have to take a bite of you.

Johny Walker : Mere pass bangla hai, gadi hai, bank loker hai, Kya hai tumhare pass ? Johny Leaver : Mere pass in sabki chabi hai

Wife is a knife who cuts Husbands Life.

Famous saying- "Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl, he's simply not giving kiss the attention it deserves!"

A modern employer is one who is looking for men between the ages of 25 and 30 with 40 years of experience.

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