We've known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?

Before Marraige : MAD for each other At the time of Marraige : MADE for each other After marraige : MAD bacause of each other.

SmS dosnt mean "SHORT msgin SERVICE" It also means Share My Sweetness Search My Soul Seek My Sweetheart Succeed My Smarty See ME Smilin So Keep SMSING.

ABCD ATI HAI AGAR ATI BHI HOGI TO AISI NAHI ATI HOGI : A Aristocrat B Bagpiper C Contessa D Director special E Eight Pm F Fun drop G God father H Haywards I Imperial blue J Johnny walker K King fisher L Lime drop M Mughal monarch N Nicolase No. 1 O Old monk P Peter scot R Royal stag S Signature T Teacher's scott U Uni boul V Vat 69 W White hall X XXX rum Y Yankey Z Zingaro Nasha hua ya nahin . . .

Any girl call you BHAI then don't take tension,because long form of BHAI is that B Best H Husaband A Around I India.

Newtons Law of Romance "Luv can neither b creatd nor destroyed,it can only b changed frm 1 galfrnd 2 anther with considerable loss of money

I Love u.I Love u.I Love uI Love u.I Love u.I Love u.OH SHIT..Oh shit..RASNA bolna to bhool hi gaya I Love u RASNA:

When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? .... When she starts with "My husband said..."

KABHI KhUSHI KABHI GAM-Mere Sms Na Honge Kam.KABHI ALVIDA NA KAHNA-Sms Karte Rehna.DHOOM2Mere Sms PadhKar Jhoom tu.PHIR HERA PHERI-Ab Sms Ki Bari teri.

How 2 make a kid extremely intelligent smart active sweet lovable & talented??? Jus ask my Parents.:

A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.