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A room without books is a body without soul

A school should be the most beautiful place in every town- so beautiful tht the punishment for undutiful children should be that they be debarred from going to school the following day.

A state with defective

A state with defective laws will have defective morals.

A status symbol

A status symbol is an instrument you clash when you want someone to know you are there.

A successful man

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the brick that others throw at him.

A teacher as a

A teacher as a person is more important than a teacher as a technician. What he is has more effect than anything he does.

A teleision set

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

A wide screen

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

A wise man will make more

A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.

A woman can say

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon.

A woman has reached

A woman has reached reaal women's-lib status when she is the one who forgers the wedding Aniversary

Ability is poor men's wealth

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