A teleision set

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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Democracy is the art of

Democracy is the art of disciplining onself, so that one need not be disciplined by others.

Better ask ten

Better ask ten times than go astray once.

The "RESULT OF

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We cannot always

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You can not help

You can not help men permanantly by doing for them what they could do for themselves

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Relationships of trust depend on our willingness to looknot only to our own interests, but also the interests of others.

Ninety-ninepercent of

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In Prayer it is better

In Prayer it is better to have a Heart without Words than words without a Heart.

The aim of education

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There are three faithful

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