A teleision set

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

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No country without an atom bomb could properly consider itself independet.

Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.

A nation reveals itself not only by the men it honours, the men it remembers.

When people prophesy, they generally makes the mistake of transforming the past to future.

Love is the noblest frailty of the of the mind

Thereis no advancement to him who stands trembling because he cannot see the endfrom the beginning.

Past time is only eviil at a distance.

The loftierthe building the deeper the foundation must be.

Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognises genius.

A manshould never be ashamed to own he has been in the wrong, which is but saying,in other words, that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.

If you wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, 'You are wrong.' Thismethod works every time.

If you tell the truth, you have infinite power supportingyou; but if not, you have infinite power against you.

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