A teleision set

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

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Accomplishmentof purpose is better than making a profit.

Nothing doth more

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Melancholy is the

Melancholy is the joy of being said.

If youcan make a

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Silenceis foolish if

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Nature arms each man with some faculty which enables himto do easily some feat impossible to any other.

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