A teleision set

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

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Differentfields, different grasshoppers; different seas, different fish.

Snap judgment has a way of becoming unfastened.

Onelearns by doing the thing; for though you think you know it, you have nocertainty until you try.

Suffering is one very long moment. We cannot divide it by seasons. WE can only record its moods and chronicle their return.

Timinghas a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

I am atpeace with God. My conflict is with man.

Power is like being a lady... if you have to tell peopleyou are, you aren't.

Whenconflict becomes a win-lose contest in our minds, we immediately try to win.

Ifyou wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, 'You are wrong.' Thismethod works every time.

Arise, awake and stop not till the goal is reached.

There are two kind of people, those who do the work and those who take the credit. try to be in the first group; there is a less competition there.

Speechis human, silence is divine, yet also brutish and dead; therefore we mustlearn both arts.

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