A teleision set

A teleision set

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

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It'swhen you're

It'swhen you're safe at home that you wish you were having an adventure. When you'rehaving an adventure you wish you were safe at home.

Becausewe focused on

Becausewe focused on the snake, we missed the scorpion.

The more you seat

The more you seat in peace, the less you bleed in war

Whenever I hear

Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried onhim personally.

Every man is wanted;

Every man is wanted; and no man is wanted much.

People who invite

People who invite trouble always complain when it occurs.

Win/winis an attitude

Win/winis an attitude, not an outcome.

Status symbols are medals you buy yourself

Assumptionof cooperative

Assumptionof cooperative goals leads to viewing the conflict as a common problem to besolved for mutual benefit.

Suspicion begets

Suspicion begets suspicion.

He that is unkind to his own will not be kind to others.

All faults may be

All faults may be forgiven of him who has perfect candour

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