A teleision set

A teleision set

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

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If Igive you an idea,

If Igive you an idea, and you give me an idea, we will each have two ideas.

Humoris the affectionate

Humoris the affectionate communication of insight.

Never trust the

Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties.

The measure of a man is what he does with power.

The hand of liberty

The hand of liberty is stronger than arms of power.

Gossip is that which

Gossip is that which no one claims to like-but everybody enjoys.

Considerhow hard

Considerhow hard it is to change yourself and you'll understand what little chanceyou have in trying to change others.

A man without imagination

A man without imagination is like a bird without wings.

Peoplewho are only

Peoplewho are only good with hammers see every problem as a nail.

If necessityis the mother

If necessityis the mother of invention, conflict is its father.

Blessed are they

Blessed are they who have nothing to say and who cannot be persuaded to say it.

The possession of

The possession of power over others in inherently destructiveboth to the possessor of the power and to those over whom it is exercised.

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