A teleision set

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A teleision set
A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.
  
Jan, 21 2012     99 chars (1 sms)     1135 views       Quotes

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A man who doesn't
A man who doesn't trust himself can never really trust anyoneelse.
Somepeople reach
Somepeople reach the top of the ladder only to find it is leaning against thewrong wall.
When you ask
When you ask from a stranger that which is of interest only to yourself, always enclose a stamp
Thetime to repair the
Thetime to repair the roof is when the sun is shining.
Compromise.Such an
Compromise.Such an adjustment of conflicting interests as gives each adversary thesatisfaction of thinking he has got what he ought not to have, and isdeprived of nothing except what was justly his due.
Silenceis a true
Silenceis a true friend that never betrays.
When you are
When you are feeling stressed and about to breakdown, just remember: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards.. it's a piece of cake!
Nature's instructions
Nature's instructions are always slow, those of men are generally premature.
Every generation
Every generation revolts against its fathers and makes friends with its grandfathers.
It isimpossible to
It isimpossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.
Pessimism, when you
Pessimism, when you get used to it, is just as agreeable as optimism.
In thebusiness world,
In thebusiness world, everyone is always working at legitimate cross purposes,governed by self interest.

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