A teleision set

A teleision set

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

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Power is no blessing in itself, except when it is used toprotect the innocent.

Anyone whoconducts an

Anyone whoconducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence,just his memory.

Commonsense in an

Commonsense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom.

Malice drinketh its

Malice drinketh its own poison.

Old wood best of

Old wood best of burn, old friend to trust and old authors to read.

A goodpreparation takes

A goodpreparation takes longer than the delivery.

Let us nevernegotiate

Let us nevernegotiate out of fear. But let us never fear to negotiate.

Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.

Thewise man, even

Thewise man, even when he holds his tongue, says more than the fool when hespeaks.

Forbidden fruit can

Forbidden fruit can get us into a real jam.

Why don'tyou want to do what you know you should do? The reason you don't is thatyou're in conflict with yourself.

Nobody everforgets

Nobody everforgets where he buried the hatchet.

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