A teleision set

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

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Thereis nothing more likely to start disagreement among people or countries thanan agreement.

Listening,not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery.

Neversay more than is necessary.

Do we wish men to be virtuous? Then let us begin by making them love their country.

Ignorance is a bold, and knowledge reserved

It is a strange desire to seek power and to lose liberty,or to seek power over others and to lose power over a man's self.

There'sno need to fear the wind if your haystacks are tied down.

Usesoft words and hard arguments.

Aclosed mind is like a closed book; just a block of wood.

When youcannot make up your mind which of two evenly balanced courses of action youshould take choose the bolder.

Unresolved:A dose of adversity is often as needful as a dose of medicine.

It's more shameful to mistrust one's friends than to be deceived by them.

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