A teleision set

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A teleision set
A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.
  
Jan, 21 2012     99 chars (1 sms)     932 views       Quotes

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Neverforget the
Neverforget the power of silence, that massively disconcerting pause which goes onand on and may at last induce an opponent to babble and backtrack nervously.
Thereis no such
Thereis no such thing as absolute value in this world. You can only estimate whata thing is worth to 'you.'
The more estimable
The more estimable the offender, the greater the torment.
A lost battle is a
A lost battle is a battle one thinks one has lost.
Aquarrel is like buttermilk:
Aquarrel is like buttermilk: once it's out of the churn, the more you shake it,the more sour it grows.
Evil alone has oil for every wheel
Evil alone has oil for every wheel
No matterhow thin you
No matterhow thin you make a pancake, it always has two sides.
I willprepare and
I willprepare and some day my chance will come.
The purpose of
The purpose of getting power is to be able to give itaway.
Pleasant words are
Pleasant words are the food of love.
How should the
How should the lamb negotiate with the lion.
Nobody'sa natural.
Nobody'sa natural. You work hard to get good and then work to get better. It's hardto stay on top.

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