A teleision set

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

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Bargainlike a gypsy, but pay like a gentleman.

The property of power is to protect.

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

Honesty once pawned is never redeemed.

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