A teleision set

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

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Alwaysforgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.

Whenmen and women agree, it is only in their conclusions; their reasons arealways different.

Silenceis a true friend that never betrays.

The function of genius is to furnish cretins with ideas twenty year later.

Analysis kills spontaneity.The grain once ground to floor,springs and germinates no more.

He whocannot agree with his enemies is controlled by them.

You make a mountain of a mole-hill.

The cliche that education never ends virtually ensures that it does'nt begin.

There is much more learning than knowing in the world.

The more faithfully you listen to the voice withhin you, the batter you will hear what is sounding outside.And only he who listens can speak.

Thereis no such thing as absolute value in this world. You can only estimate whata thing is worth to 'you.'

If you truly want honesty, don't ask questions you don't really want the answer to.

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