A teleision set

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

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All mankind is divided into three classes: those who are immovable; those who are movable; and those who move.

The creation of a thousand forests is in one acorn.

All our rightousnesses are like filthy rags

Manyspeak much who cannot speak well.

History repeats itself. that's one of the things wrong with history

Thefibers of all things have their tension and are strained like the strings ofan instrument.

No onewould talk much in society; if he knew how often he misunderstands others.

If twopeople on the same job agree all the time, then one is useless. If theydisagree all the time, then both are useless.

A man without a smiling face must not open a shop.

Thewise man, even when he holds his tongue, says more than the fool when hespeaks.

It'swhen you're safe at home that you wish you were having an adventure. When you'rehaving an adventure you wish you were safe at home.

Everytime we read, a seed is sown for the future.

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