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A teleision set
A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.
  
Jan, 21 2012     99 chars (1 sms)     1206 views       Quotes

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In God we trust;
In God we trust; all others pay cash.
We ownalmost all
We ownalmost all our knowledge not to those who have agreed but to those who havediffered.
It doesnot do
It doesnot do to leave a Dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.
Teaching may contribute
Teaching may contribute to certain kinds of learning under certain circumstances.
I said to the
I said to the almond tree, ‘'Friend, speak to me of God,’' and the almond treeblossomed.
Politicians are
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
The king goes
The king goes as far as he may, not as far as he could.
Status symbols
Status symbols are medals you buy yourself
My fathersaid: you
My fathersaid: you must never try to make all the money that's in a deal. Let theother fellow make some money too, because if you have a reputation for alwaysmaking all the money, you won't have many deals.
When youcannot
When youcannot make up your mind which of two evenly balanced courses of action youshould take choose the bolder.
He that is
He that is unkind to his own will not be kind to others.
What we seek
What we seek we shall find, what we flee from flee from us.

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