A teleision set

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

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Thewise man, even when he holds his tongue, says more than the fool when hespeaks.

Human beings are not perfectible. They are improvable.

The greatest prayer is patience.

It is easier to discover deficiencies in indivuduals, states and providence than to see their real import and value.

Nature arms each man with some faculty which enables himto do easily some feat impossible to any other.

Hold a true friend with both your hands.

Consistencyrequires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago.

All creeds and opinions are nothing but the result of chance and temperament.

A mistake in judgement isn't fatal, but too much anxiety about judgement is.

No one wouldtalk much in society; if he knew how often he misunderstands others.

The easiest,the most tempting, and the least creative response to conflict within anorganization is to pretend it does not exist.

A life makingmistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doingnothing at all.

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