A teleision set

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A teleision set
A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.
  
Jan, 21 2012     99 chars (1 sms)     1326 views       Quotes

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The young man
The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions.
The Shortest distance
The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.
There are two
There are two kind of people, those who do the work and those who take the credit. try to be in the first group; there is a less competition there.
The bird a nest,
The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship.
Onlyfree men can
Onlyfree men can negotiate. Prisoners cannot enter into contracts. Your freedomand mine cannot be separated.
Firstkeep the peace
Firstkeep the peace within yourself, then you can alsobring peace to others.
We think too
We think too small. Like the frog at the bottom of the well. He thinks the sky is only as big as the top of the well. If he surfaced, he would have an entirely different view.
Wisdom is what
Wisdom is what you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred totalk.
Our faults irritate
Our faults irritate us most when we see them in others.
No one wouldtalk
No one wouldtalk much in society; if he knew how often he misunderstands others.
Win/winis an attitude
Win/winis an attitude, not an outcome.
Even a dog knows
Even a dog knows the difference between being stumbledover and being kicked.

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