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A woman has reached reaal women's-lib status when she is the one who forgers the wedding Aniversary

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Theultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.

Makesure you never, never argue at night. You just lose a good night's sleep, andyou can't settle anything until morning anyway.

You made your bed, now lie in it.

Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be won, through understanding. Our longingfor understandingis Eternal.

Hatred does not not cease by hatred; but only by rule; this is the eternal rule.

Silenceis the ultimate weapon of power.

Stoppingat third base adds no more to the score than striking out.

Thewise man, even when he holds his tongue, says more than the fool when hespeaks.

The purpose of getting power is to be able to give itaway.

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.

Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognises genius.

When you are feeling stressed and about to breakdown, just remember: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards.. it's a piece of cake!

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