The function of genius is to furnish cretins with ideas twenty year later.

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possiblility that the other may be right, though neither believes it.

This dualityhas been reflected in classical as well as modern literature as reason versuspassion, or mind versus intuition. The split between the ‘conscious’ mind andthe ‘unconscious.’ There are moments in each of our lives when ourverbal-intellect sugges

The Universe is not only queerer that we imagine, it is queered than we can imagine.

Conflictinvolves incompatible behaviors rather than competitive goals.

The man who opts for revenge should dig two graves.

Religion is behaviour and not mere belief.

Bytrying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree.

All your fingernails grow with no convenient speed except broken one.

Never[enter] into dispute or argument with another. I never yet saw an instance ofone of two disputants convincing the other by argument. I have seen many ontheir getting warm, becoming rude and shooting one another.

Humality is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it.