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A woman has reached reaal women's-lib status when she is the one who forgers the wedding Aniversary

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Arbitrary power is like most other things which are veryhard, very liable to be broken.

Repentance is the attempt of the inner man to return home after wonderful night out

He who is unable to dance says the yard is stony.

Too late is the medicine prepared, when the disease has strengthened by long delay.

Becausewe focused on the snake, we missed the scorpion.

I don't like that man. I'm going to have to get to knowhim better.

Flatteryis the infantry of negotiation.

Happinessis the only sanction of life; where happiness fails, existence remains a madand lamentable experiment.

A wise man has great power, and a man of knowledgeincreases strength.

Everyoneis wise until he speaks.

Makesure you never, never argue at night. You just lose a good night's sleep, andyou can't settle anything until morning anyway.

Little things console us because little things afflict us.

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