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Why does d bride

Why does d bride & groom xchange garlands at d time of wedding..... B'coz they say each affectionately that : "DARLING NOW U R DEAD"...........

In the corridor

In the corridor of a govt office was a signboard that read,"Do not make a noise"Someone added the following"Otherwise we may wake up"...

Man at medical shop

Man at medical shop: I need poison.Chemist: I can't sell u that.Man shows wife's photo.Chemist: Oh! Sorry, I didn't know u had a prescription.

American:Oh God

American:Oh God give me room full of Gold.Russian:oh God!give me room full of Diamonds.India:Oh God!give me keys of both d rooms.

The last fight

The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, 'What's on the TV?'... said, 'Dust!'

Guide: Welcome 2

Guide: Welcome 2 Niagra falls. Sound intensity is so high dat even 20 supersonic jets cant b heard. Now may i requst d ladies 2 b silent so we can hear d falls

wat is d diffrnce

wat is d diffrnce betwn completed n finished??if u find gud spouse u r completed otherwise u r finishd !!!

Only True frenz

Only True frenz stand by u during bad times...I promise i will attend ur wedding.

God:I cant be

God:I cant be everywhere so i created Mother!!Evil:I too cant b everywhere so i created Mother-in-Law

Wat is difference

Wat is difference between poison n Alcohol?If u drin alcohol,u wil dance arnd people..If u drink poison,ppl will dance arnd u!

Student scared of

Student scared of a thrashing bcz of poor marks did not go home and joind royal challengers bangalore! Why??Bcz they dont beat anyone.

Q : what is the

Q : what is the full form of maths ?Think A : mentally affected teacher harrasing students.

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