Comedy is an escape

Comedy is an escape, not from the truth but from despair; a narrow escape into faith.

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A lie has no leg,

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Laughter is shortest distance between two people.

Don't let life discourage

Don't let life discourage your, everyone who got where he is had to begin where he was.

Anounce of mediation is

Anounce of mediation is worth a pound of arbitration and a ton of litigation!

Life is progress

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