Comedy is an escape

Comedy is an escape, not from the truth but from despair; a narrow escape into faith.

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He understands badly who listens badly.

Whenevertwo people meet there are really six people present. There is each man as he seeshimself, each man as the other sees him, and each man as he really is.

No man is the

No man is the whole himself; his friends are the rest of him.

If speakingis silver

If speakingis silver, then listening is gold.

If youcould kick

If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

You grow up

You grow up the day you have first real laugh - at yourself

When aman says

When aman says that he approves something in principle, it means he hasn't theslightest intention of putting it in practice.

When angry, count

When angry, count to ten before you speak; if very angry ahundred.

All your fingernails

All your fingernails grow with no convenient speed except broken one.

Badplanning on your

Badplanning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

Ninety-ninepercent of

Ninety-ninepercent of all problems in communications start with misunderstandings whichdevelop as a result of differing viewpoints and conditioning.

Speak whenyou are

Speak whenyou are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

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