Outside noisy,

Outside noisy,

Outside noisy, inside empty.

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One ofthe lessons

One ofthe lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and alwaysa clever thing to say.

Life, Like a child,

Life, Like a child, laughs shaking its rattle of death as it runs.

A merefriend will

A merefriend will agree with you, but a real friend will argue.

Nevercut what you can untie.

Nevercut what you can untie.

Nothing astonishes

Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing.

Kindwords can be

Kindwords can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.

Conflictleads to less-

Conflictleads to less-than-adequate performance, resentments, and lack of motivation.

If you follow me,

If you follow me, I may lead you straight to hell, but ifyou trust me, I will lead you back out again.

Consistencyrequires you

Consistencyrequires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago.

Let uswork without

Let uswork without disputing. It is the only way to render life tolerable.

The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

It is said that

It is said that power corrupts, but actually it's moretrue that power attracts the corruptible. The sane are usually attracted byother things than power.

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