Outside noisy,

Outside noisy,
Outside noisy, inside empty.
  

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To ask advice is in nine cases out of ten tout for flattery.
When you ask from a stranger that which is of interest only to yourself, always enclose a stamp
Myfather said: you must never try to make all the money that's in a deal. Letthe other fellow make some money too, because if you have a reputation foralways making all the money, you won't have many deals.
Education is the ability to listen to almost everything without losing your temper or self-confidence.
Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want totest a man's character, give him power.
The hearthas arguments with which the logic of mind is not acquainted.
Whenevertwo good people argue over principles, they are both right.
Before youbuild a better mousetrap, make sure you have some mice out there.
Power does not corrupt men; fools, however, if they getinto a position of power, corrupt power.
The ruler proclaims the good news himself; he sends the servants out to announce the bad news.