Ignorancedoesn't kill you, but it does make you sweat a lot.

A large ocean liner was headed across the Atlantic fromPortsmouth to New York. As it neared its destination at night, a lookout onthe wing of the bridge reported, ‘Light, bearing on the starboardbow.’‘Is it steady or moving astern?’ the captain called out

Never answer a letter while you are angry.

The true test of intelligence is not how much people know how to do, but how they behave when they don't know what to do.

Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.

All marriedcouples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of makinglove. Good battle is objective and honest never vicious or cruel. Good battleis healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principle of equalpartnership.

There is a sweet joy that comes to us after sorrow.

Fromlittle acorns mighty oaks do grow.

There is no fate that cannot be surmounted by scorn.

Don'tthrow out the baby with the bath water.

Glory is a poison that can only be taken in small doses.

The deeper the waters are, the more still they run.