Get someone else

Get someone else

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

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Even to observe neutrality you

Even to observe neutrality you must have a strong government

It was impossible to

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

When angry, count

When angry, count to ten before you speak; if very angry ahundred.

The desire of appearing clever often prevents our becoming so.

Be your own judge

Be your own judge and you will be happy.

The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

A fool shows his annoyance at once, but a prudent man overlooks an insult.

The bad gardener

The bad gardener quarrels with his rake.

The evolution from

The evolution from happiness to habit is one of death's best weapons.

The fibers of all

The fibers of all things have their tension and are strainedlike the strings of an instrument.

Goodcommunication is as

Goodcommunication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleepafter.

Remember not only

Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficultstill, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

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