Get someone else

Get someone else

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

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Concentration of wealth

Concentration of wealth will never be a problem as long as we have those three great institutions for redistributing it: Taxes, wives, offspring.

Constant repetition

Constant repetition carries conviction.

The last function

The last function of reason is to recognize that there is an infinity of things which surpass it.

Few things are hard

Few things are harder to pus up with than the annoyance of a good example.

It'swhen you're

It'swhen you're safe at home that you wish you were having an adventure. When you'rehaving an adventure you wish you were safe at home.

If at first you do

If at first you do succeed, try, try not to be a bore

Arise, awake and

Arise, awake and stop not till the goal is reached.

In all superstitions

In all superstitions wise men follow fools.

No one lies as much as the

No one lies as much as the indignant do.

Surprise is the greatest

Surprise is the greatest gift which life can grant us.

Aproblem is a chance

Aproblem is a chance for you to do your best.

EDUCATION BEGINS WITH LIFE.

EDUCATION BEGINS WITH LIFE.

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