Get someone else

Get someone else

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

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In God we trust; all others pay cash.

The pessimistsees difficulty in

The pessimistsees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees opportunity in everydifficulty.

Nothing so wonderfully

Nothing so wonderfully concentrates the mind as theprospect of a hanging.

No one was ever really taught by another; each of us has to teach himself.

There is no evil

There is no evil in the atoms, only in men's souls.

There is no fate

There is no fate that cannot be surmounted by scorn.

If you are patient

If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escapea hundred days of sorrow.

Too little liberty

Too little liberty brings stagnation, too much brings chaos.

Silenceis as full

Silenceis as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unshownmarble of great sculpture. The silent bear no witness against themselves.

Whenour knowing

Whenour knowing exceeds our sensing, we will no longer be deceived by theillusions of our senses.

It is said that

It is said that power corrupts, but actually it's moretrue that power attracts the corruptible. The sane are usually attracted byother things than power.

Do not wrong or hate your neighbor for it is not hethat you wrong but yourself.

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