Get someone else

Get someone else

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

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Conflictis neither good

Conflictis neither good nor bad. Properly managed, it is absolutely vital.

Concentration of wealth

Concentration of wealth will never be a problem as long as we have those three great institutions for redistributing it: Taxes, wives, offspring.

Imaginationis the eye

Imaginationis the eye of your soul.

Itis all right if

Itis all right if you talk to yourself. It is all right if you answer yourself.But when you start disagreeing with the answers, you've got a problem.

Sometimesyou have to

Sometimesyou have to be silent to be heard.

To exaggrerate is

To exaggrerate is to weaken.

If Igive you an idea,

If Igive you an idea, and you give me an idea, we will each have two ideas.

A hard job is one

A hard job is one which leaves a fellow as tired before week-end as after.

Whenangry, count to

Whenangry, count to ten before you speak; if very angry a hundred.

You can have power over people as long as you don't takeeverything away from them. But when you've robbed a man of everything, he'sno longer in your power.

You don'trun twenty

You don'trun twenty-six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secretrecipe.

Everything has been

Everything has been thought of before, but the difficulty is to think of it again

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