Get someone else

Get someone else

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

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One should never

One should never rub bottoms with a porcupine.

Every man has the

Every man has the right to feel that "Because of me was the world created".

There'sno point in

There'sno point in arguing with partisan supporters. Their views are their identity.Nothing you can tell the most phlegmatic follower.

The present is never a happy state to any being

If pain could have

If pain could have cured us, we should have long ago been saved.

Wherethe tongue

Wherethe tongue slips, it speaks the truth.

Before youbuild a better

Before youbuild a better mousetrap, make sure you have some mice out there.

Stoppingat third base

Stoppingat third base adds no more to the score than striking out.

Power is something

Power is something of which I am convinced there is no innocencethis side of the womb.

A roundegg can be

A roundegg can be made square according to how you cut it; words would be harshaccording to how you speak them.

The real great man is the man who makes every man feel great.

Philosophy may describe

Philosophy may describe unreason, as it may describe force; it cannot hope to refute them.

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