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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

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To believein something

To believein something, and not to live it, is dishonest.

The World is but

The World is but, a school of inquiry.

If a man speaks

If a man speaks or acts with pure thought, happiness follows him like a shadow that never leaves him

The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

Anyonewho conducts

Anyonewho conducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence,just his memory.

Malicedrinketh its

Malicedrinketh its own poison.

Thefibers of all things

Thefibers of all things have their tension and are strained like the strings ofan instrument.

A danger forseen is half avoided.

Thereis no such

Thereis no such thing as absolute value in this world. You can only estimate whata thing is worth to 'you.'

The present is

The present is never a happy state to any being

You can not help

You can not help men permanantly by doing for them what they could do for themselves

Beware of the chap

Beware of the chap who reminds you that you can't take it with you . he'll try to take it with him.

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