As a final incentive before giving up a

Laughter is shortest distance between two people.

Status symbols are medals you buy yourself

One cannot be precise and still be pure.

Whenyou plant lettuce, if it does not grow well, you don't blame the lettuce. Youlook for reasons it is not doing well. It may need fertilizer, or more water,or less sun. You never blame the lettuce. Yet if we have problems with ourfriends or our family,

If youcan make a man laugh, you can make him think and make him like and believeyou.

A newbroom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows the corners.

Fortunatelypsychoanalysis is not the only way to resolve inner conflicts. Life itselfstill remains a very effective therapist.

If you ain't never pick up the sword,you ain't never have to worry about fallin' on it.

Whenangry, count to ten before you speak; if very angry a hundred.

He understands badly who listens badly.

It isimpossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.