The great advantage

The great advantage of a hotel is that it's a refuge from home life.

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The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

You can't unscramble

You can't unscramble an egg.

The majority of

The majority of mankind always has been and always will be composed of imbeciles.

A goodpreparation takes

A goodpreparation takes longer than the delivery.

True friendship comes

True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable

The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

Men are mortal,

Men are mortal, but ideas are immortal.

Consistency is the

Consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.

The onesure way to

The onesure way to conciliate a tiger is to allow oneself to be devoured.

Aclosed mind is like

Aclosed mind is like a closed book; just a block of wood.

Power does not

Power does not corrupt men; fools, however, if they getinto a position of power, corrupt power.

you cannot establish

you cannot establish sound security on borrowed money

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