If you get to

If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence,try ordering somebody else's dog around.

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It's the repetition of affirmations that leads to belief. And once that beliefbecomes a deep conviction, things begin to happen.

Speak when you

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

Theshallower the brook,

Theshallower the brook, the more it babbles.

Nothing is a permanent

Nothing is a permanent except change.

Ideal society is a

Ideal society is a drama enacted exclusively in the imagination

The greatest intelligence

The greatest intelligence is precisely the one that suffers most from its own limitations.

I know you believe

I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure yourealize that what you heard isn't what I meant.

If you ain'tnever

If you ain'tnever pick up the sword, you ain't never have to worry about fallin' on it.

A perfect method

A perfect method for adding drama to life is to wait until the deadline looms large.

A shipin harbor is

A shipin harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.

Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

Gossip is the art

Gossip is the art of saying nothing, in a manner that leaves nothing unsaid

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