If you get to

If you get to

If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence,try ordering somebody else's dog around.

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The majority of

The majority of mankind always has been and always will be composed of imbeciles.

A moment's insight is

A moment's insight is sometimes worth a life's experience

Politeness is to human

Politeness is to human nature what warmth is to wax.

Slander cannot destroy

Slander cannot destroy an honest man: when the flood recedes the rock is there.

It's notthe will to

It's notthe will to win, but the will to prepare to win that makes the difference.

A woman can say

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon.

The World is but

The World is but, a school of inquiry.

My Strength is made perfect in weakness

Evil alone has oil for every wheel

Evil alone has oil for every wheel

There may be said

There may be said to be two classes of people in the world: those who constantly divide the people of the world into two classes and those who do not.

In history, characters

In history, characters and events occur twice, first as tragedy then as farce.

Laughteris the shortest

Laughteris the shortest distance between two people.

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