If you get to

If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence,try ordering somebody else's dog around.

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Life imitates art

Life imitates art far more that art imitates life.

Dignity is a matter which

Dignity is a matter which concerns only mankind

Forbidden fruit can

Forbidden fruit can get us into a real jam.

If youare planning

If youare planning on doing business with someone again, don't be too tough in thenegotiations. If you're going to skin a cat, don't keep it as a house cat.

Evil communication corrupt

Evil communication corrupt good manners.

Man must not

Man must not check reason by tradition, but must check tradition by reason.

Bring ideas in and

Bring ideas in and treat them royally,for one of them may be the king.

Always the dullness

Always the dullness of the fool is the whetstone of the wits

To err is human;

To err is human; to forgive is divine pathway

One of the difficult

One of the difficult things to give away is kindness - is usually returned

If a man is prodigal

If a man is prodigal, he cannot be truly generous

Ifyou wish to make

Ifyou wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, 'You are wrong.' Thismethod works every time.

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