The major cause

The major cause of traffic accidents is that men put into their cars as much ego as petrol.

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Miracles enables us

Miracles enables us to judge of doctrine and doctrine enable us to judge of miracles.

Distancedoesn't matter.

Distancedoesn't matter. It is only the first step that is difficult.

Thereis all the difference

Thereis all the difference in the world between having something to say and havingto say something.

The louder the

The louder the talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.

The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

Silenceis the mother

Silenceis the mother of truth.

Takecare, don't

Takecare, don't fight, and remember: if you do not choose to lead, you willforever be led by others. Find what scares you, and do it. And you can make adifference, if you choose to do so.

When the defects

When the defects of others are percieved with so much clarity, it is because one possesses with oneself.

Knowlege is two

Knowlege is two-fold, and consists not only an affirmation of what is true, but in the negation of that which is faise

Gossip is the art

Gossip is the art of saying nothing, in a manner that leaves nothing unsaid

He that can't

He that can't endure the bad, will not live to see thegood.

The onesure way

The onesure way to conciliate a tiger is to allow oneself to be devoured.

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