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Youdon't run twenty-six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secretrecipe.

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A bad word whispered will echo a hundred miles.

When aman says that he approves something in principle, it means he hasn't theslightest intention of putting it in practice.

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.

In themiddle of every difficulty lies opportunity.

Power is not only what you have but what the enemy thinksyou have.

It is much easier to be a hero than a gentleman.

The amount of effort put into a campaign by a worker expands in proportion to the personal benefits that he will derive from his party's victory.

Always the dullness of the fool is the whetstone of the wits

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

The Universe is not only queerer that we imagine, it is queered than we can imagine.

I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speakthe truth, and they never believe me.

Wordsare, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind.

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