Youdon't run twenty-

Youdon't run twenty-six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secretrecipe.

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Whenelephants fight, it is the grass who suffers.

A man of great common sense and good taste-meaning there a man without originality or moral courage.

Whenyou lose, don't lose the lesson.

Nothing lays itself open to the change of exaggeration more than the language of naked truth.

Themost important single ingredient in the formula of success is knowing how toget along with people.

I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure yourealize that what you heard isn't what I meant.

Childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day

Icannot divine how it happens that the man who knows the least is the mostargumentative.

It is better to suffer wrong than to do it, and happier tobe sometimes cheated than not to trust.

If wecannot end our differences at least we can make the world safe for diversity.

Standingin the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by thetraffic from both sides.

Never play cat and mouse games if you are a mouse.

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