Youdon't run twenty-

Youdon't run twenty-six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secretrecipe.

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Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

Every age thinks

Every age thinks its battle the most important of all.

Wordsare, of course

Wordsare, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind.

Books without the

Books without the knowledge of life are useless.

Miracles enables us

Miracles enables us to judge of doctrine and doctrine enable us to judge of miracles.

To be spiritual is

To be spiritual is not to reject reason but to go beyond it.

Everything has it's

Everything has it's beauty, but not every one sees it.

In all superstitions

In all superstitions wise men follow fools.

Kindwords can be

Kindwords can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.

A woman can say

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon.

Take yourlife into

Take yourlife into your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing, no one toblame.

It doesnot do to

It doesnot do to leave a Dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.

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