All that is sometimes

All that is sometimes

All that is sometimes needed to make you content with you lot is a bad dream.

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I haveoften regretted

I haveoften regretted my speech, never my silence.

Whendealing with people,

Whendealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic,but creatures of emotion.

He whocannot agree

He whocannot agree with his enemies is controlled by them.

The onesure way to

The onesure way to conciliate a tiger is to allow oneself to be devoured.

If youare leaning

If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

A bad workman never gets a good tool.

You gotto be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you mightnot get there.

Facts do not cease to exist

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.

Thosewho are at

Thosewho are at war with others are not at peace with themselves.

Theultimate test of

Theultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.

Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

Nosnowflake in an

Nosnowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.

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