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You don'trun twenty-six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secretrecipe.

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It is much easier to be a hero than a gentleman.

True, Heavenprohibits certain pleasures; but one can generally negotiate a compromise.

Makesure you never, never argue at night. You just lose a good night's sleep, andyou can't settle anything until morning anyway.

Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if it kept its mouth shut.

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

The ruler proclaims the good news himself; he sends the servants out to announce the bad news.

Superioty and inferiority are individual, not racial or national.

Ignoring is not the same thing as being tolerant

The grand essentials of happiness are: something to do something to love, and something to hope for.

The property of power is to protect.

Zeal is fit only for wise men but is found mostly infools.

Truth is strengthened by observation and delay; falsehood by haste and uncertainity.

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