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The cliche that education never ends virtually ensures that it does'nt begin.

Beware of the chap who reminds you that you can't take it with you . he'll try to take it with him.

Do not tell me the problem is a difficult one. If it were not difficult, it would not be a problem

The comforter's head never aches.

Consistencyis the hobgoblin of little minds.

Concentration of wealth will never be a problem as long as we have those three great institutions for redistributing it: Taxes, wives, offspring.

Now-a-days women don't hire domestic help-they marry it.

Thedifficult part in an argument is not to defend one's opinion, but rather toknow it.

The aim of education is not the specialist but the man of vision who can humanise our life by integrating emotional demands with our new knowledge

We mustbe part of the general staff at the inception, rather than the ambulancedrivers at the bitter end.

The greatest virtue of man is perhaps curiosity.

Of all the ways to make your fortune the quickest and the best is to make people see clearly how much is your success is in there interest

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