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You don'trun twenty
You don'trun twenty-six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secretrecipe.
  
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Nine times out of
Nine times out of ten, we are disappointed in life because we don't ask enough of it.
Thefirst principle of
Thefirst principle of contract negotiation is don'tremind them of what you did in the past; tell them what you're going to do inthe future.
It is less dangerous
It is less dangerous to treat most men badly than to treat them too well.
Nogarden is without
Nogarden is without its weeds.
When you hear
When you hear the word 'Invietable' watch out! An enemy of humanity has identified himself.
Anyone whoconducts an
Anyone whoconducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence,just his memory.
Thereis no advancement
Thereis no advancement to him who stands trembling because he cannot see the endfrom the beginning.
A teleision set
A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.
Golf is an expensive
Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.
Onceyou consent to some
Onceyou consent to some concession, you can never cancel it and put things backthe way they are.
Oursubconscious minds
Oursubconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes, and cannot tell thedifference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What wecontinually think about eventually will manifest in our lives.
When aman says
When aman says that he approves something in principle, it means he hasn't theslightest intention of putting it in practice.

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