You don'trun twenty

You don'trun twenty-six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secretrecipe.

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Itmatters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

Duringthe Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn't have timeto sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressingproblems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.

The amount of

The amount of effort put into a campaign by a worker expands in proportion to the personal benefits that he will derive from his party's victory.

Speakwhen you are

Speakwhen you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

Unlessa man has

Unlessa man has trained himself for his chance, the chance will only make him lookridiculous.

It is easier to discover

It is easier to discover deficiencies in indivuduals, states and providence than to see their real import and value.

If a man speaks

If a man speaks or acts with pure thought, happiness follows him like a shadow that never leaves him

Don'tput all your

Don'tput all your eggs in one basket.

Status symbols

Status symbols are medals you buy yourself

Bekind, for everyone

Bekind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.

Thegreatest lesson in

Thegreatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.

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