You don'trun twenty

You don'trun twenty-six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secretrecipe.

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The wise man learns

The wise man learns more from his enemies than the fool does from his friends.

Nature arms each

Nature arms each man with some faculty which enables himto do easily some feat impossible to any other.

Badplanning on your

Badplanning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

The man with the

The man with the new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.

Earnest people are

Earnest people are often people who habitually look on the serious side of things that have no serious side

You can have

You can have power over people as long as you don't takeeverything away from them. But when you've robbed a man of everything, he'sno longer in your power.

Silencemay be golden,

Silencemay be golden, but can you think of a better way to entertain someone than tolisten to him?

Allthings are ready,

Allthings are ready, if our minds be so.

Folly is perennial and

Folly is perennial and yet the human race has survived

We areall inclined

We areall inclined to judge ourselves by our ideals; others, by their acts.

If you climb up

If you climb up a tree, you must climb down the same tree.

Don't wrestlea pig

Don't wrestlea pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

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