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You don'trun twenty-six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secretrecipe.

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Power is a little like alcohol: the faster it is consumed, the more quickly it affects the brain.

He that is unkind to his own will not be kind to others.

Nevermiss a good chance to shut up.

Humality is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it.

Parents these days scarcely bring up children; they finance them.

Conscience is the frame of character, love is the covering for it.

My Strength is made perfect in weakness

Worry is a circle of inefficient thoughts whirling about a point of fear.

Any man's death diminishes me, because i am involved in mankind; and, therefore, never tend to know for whom the bell tolls. It tolls for thee.

A perfect method for adding drama to life is to wait until the deadline looms large.

I give myself,sometimes, admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it.

Honesty and Wisdom are such a delightful pastime, at another person's expense !

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