You don'trun twenty

You don'trun twenty-six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secretrecipe.

Jan, 21 2012 86 chars (1 sms) 1446 views Quotes

more Quotes SMS Messages

Alwaysforgive your

Alwaysforgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.

The oldbelieve everything

The oldbelieve everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young knoweverything.

No matterhow thin you

No matterhow thin you make a pancake, it always has two sides.

Patriots always talk

Patriots always talk of dying for their country, and never of killing for their country

Everyone speaks well

Everyone speaks well of his heart, but no one dares to say it of his dead.

He whotalks incessantly,

He whotalks incessantly, talks nonsense.

A manneed never

A manneed never revenge himself; the body of his enemy will be brought to his owndoor.

The art of showmanship

The art of showmanship is to give the public what is wants just before it knows what it wants.

The mostimportant things

The mostimportant things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them.

If I giveyou an

If I giveyou an egg, and you give me an egg, we will each have one egg.

The condition upon

The condition upon which God hath given liberty to man is eternal vigilance.

My fathersaid: you

My fathersaid: you must never try to make all the money that's in a deal. Let theother fellow make some money too, because if you have a reputation for alwaysmaking all the money, you won't have many deals.

Categories April Fool Festival Friendship Funny General Graphical Greeting Jokes Language Love Miss You Naughty Occassions Quotes Seasons Shayari Sorry

You don'trun twenty

more Quotes SMS Messages

Search SMS Messages