You don'trun twenty

You don'trun twenty-six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secretrecipe.

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There is sweet

There is sweet joy that comes to us that comes to us after sorrow.

He whotalks incessantly,

He whotalks incessantly, talks nonsense.

A book, tight shut

A book, tight shut, is but a block of paper.

Nature hasgiven men

Nature hasgiven men one tongue and two ears, that we may hear twice as much as wespeak.

Power doesn't corrupt

Power doesn't corrupt people, people corrupt power.

History is the witness

History is the witness of the times, the light of truth.

A man's real life is

A man's real life is that accorded to him in the thoughtd other man by reason of respect or natural love.

The past is always

The past is always dogging our heals, striving ceaselessly to banish the present.

Hatred does not not

Hatred does not not cease by hatred; but only by rule; this is the eternal rule.

Don't be took quick

Don't be took quick to belive anything you read.

The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

If youare leaning

If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

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