You don'trun twenty

You don'trun twenty

You don'trun twenty-six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secretrecipe.

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If Igive you an idea,

If Igive you an idea, and you give me an idea, we will each have two ideas.

Nothing so wonderfully

Nothing so wonderfully concentrates the mind as theprospect of a hanging.

We'reeyeball to eyeball

We'reeyeball to eyeball and the other fellow just blinked.

Power comes from

Power comes from sincere service

It'swhen you're

It'swhen you're safe at home that you wish you were having an adventure. When you'rehaving an adventure you wish you were safe at home.

.Oneshould count

.Oneshould count each day a separate life.

Fate chooses our relatives

Fate chooses our relatives, We choose our friends.

Measurement of life

Measurement of life should be rather proportioned to the intensity of experience than it's actual length.

Learning is the property

Learning is the property of those who fear to do disagreeable things.

The reasonable man

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends upon the unreasonable man.

A Habit is a shirt made of iron.

A Habit is a shirt made of iron.

Pleasure is the sincerest

Pleasure is the sincerest compliment.

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