You don'trun twenty

You don'trun twenty-six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secretrecipe.

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One ofthe lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and alwaysa clever thing to say.

One of the difficult things to give away is kindness - is usually returned

Too little liberty brings stagnation, too much brings chaos.

Labour with what zeal we will. Something still remains undone.

The compromisewill always be more expensive than either of the suggestions it iscompromising.

When indoubt, ask. When not in doubt, ask. If you are not in doubt, you may bekidding yourself.

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

Parents these days scarcely bring up children; they finance them.

Nothing lays itself open to the change of exaggeration more than the language of naked truth.

Life only demands from you the strength you posses

A foolshows his annoyance at once, but a prudent man overlooks an insult.

The louder the talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.

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