You don'trun twenty

You don'trun twenty-six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secretrecipe.

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Beware,as long as

Beware,as long as you live, of judging people of appearances.

It isdifficult to

It isdifficult to negotiate where neither will trust.

The desire for

The desire for change is a sign of safety.

Aquarrel is like buttermilk

Aquarrel is like buttermilk: once it's out of the churn, the more you shakeit, the more sour it grows.

You'vegot to know

You'vegot to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em know, when to walk away, know when to run.

I have discovered

I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speakthe truth, and they never believe me.

Originality is the

Originality is the art of Concealing your Source.

Maturityis the capacity

Maturityis the capacity to endure uncertainty.

The wicked are

The wicked are not always clever, nor are dictators always right.

I haveoften regretted

I haveoften regretted my speech, never my silence.

A newspaper is not

A newspaper is not just for reporting the news as it is, but to make people angry enough to do something about it

Artists can color

Artists can color the sky red because they know its blue.those of us who are not artists must color things the way they really are or people might think we are stupid.

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