You don'trun twenty

You don'trun twenty-six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secretrecipe.

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Love arrives on

Love arrives on tiptoe and bangs the door when it leaves.

A man who doesn't

A man who doesn't trust himself can never really trust anyoneelse.

Happinessis the only

Happinessis the only sanction of life; where happiness fails, existence remains a madand lamentable experiment.

If pain could have

If pain could have cured us, we should have long ago been saved.

The greatest job

The greatest job of teachers is to cultivate talent until it ripens for the public to reap its bounty.

Men are cruel

Men are cruel, but man is kind.

Concentration of wealth

Concentration of wealth will never be a problem as long as we have those three great institutions for redistributing it: Taxes, wives, offspring.

There may be said

There may be said to be two classes of people in the world: those who constantly divide the people of the world into two classes and those who do not.

Everything has it's

Everything has it's beauty, but not every one sees it.

Youcan't shake hands

Youcan't shake hands with a clenched fist.

Themore adaptability

Themore adaptability exists for a given kind of decision, the less risky it isto make plans for the future, and therefore the more likely it is that morepeople will make more plans in such areas.

A shipin harbor is

A shipin harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.

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