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The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

Weagree completely on everything, including the fact we don't see eye to eye.

Of all human foibles love of living is the most powerful.

Happiness is a choice that requires affort at times.

Theproblem with communication is the illusion that is has occurred.

If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolutepowerlessness make you pure?

Earnest people are often people who habitually look on the serious side of things that have no serious side

There are two kind of people, those who do the work and those who take the credit. try to be in the first group; there is a less competition there.

Theeasiest, the most tempting, and the least creative response to conflictwithin an organization is to pretend it does notexist.

There isno squabbling so violent as that between people who accepted an ideayesterday and those who will accept the same idea tomorrow.

We areall inclined to judge ourselves by our ideals; others, by their acts.

Nevermistake silence for agreement.

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