Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

My Strength is made perfect in weakness

You andyour spouse should consider the arguments you have, not as calamities in thehistory of your child’sdevelopment, but as opportunities for learning. Take the opportunity to teachyour children the art ofand value in negotiation, and to demonstrate you

The possession of power over others in inherently destructiveboth to the possessor of the power and to those over whom it is exercised.

Difficultiesare meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong byconflict.

You can't unscramble an egg.

Religion is behaviour and not mere belief.

Byfailing to prepare you are preparing to fail.

We'reeyeball to eyeball and the other fellow just blinked.

Do not despair, not even over the fact that you don't despair.

I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure yourealize that what you heard isn't what I meant.

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.