You don'trun twenty-six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secretrecipe.

Whenyou plant lettuce, if it does not grow well, you don't blame the lettuce. Youlook for reasons it is not doing well. It may need fertilizer, or more water,or less sun. You never blame the lettuce. Yet if we have problems with ourfriends or our family,

Don't wrestlea pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

A man without imagination is like a bird without wings.

Manners are the hypocrisy of a nation.

Whenmen and women agree, it is only in their conclusions; their reasons arealways different.

A roundegg can be made square according to how you cut it; words would be harshaccording to how you speak them.

Let us nevernegotiate out of fear. But let us never fear to negotiate.

Astupid act entails doing the work twice over.

He whoangers you, conquers you.

Tact is the ability to make a person see the lightning without letting him feel the bolt.

Diseases are Tax on the pleasure.