If I giveyou an

If I giveyou an egg, and you give me an egg, we will each have one egg.

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Usesoft words and hard arguments.

A fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of sense to know how to tell a lie.

When the defects of others are percieved with so much clarity, it is because one possesses with oneself.

It doesnot do to leave a Dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.

The evolution from happiness to habit is one of death's best weapons.

Let us nevernegotiate out of fear. But let us never fear to negotiate.

Reformers are those who educate people to appreciate the things they need.

Life is different than teacher, A Teacher teaches lesson, then keeps the exam. But the life keeps the exam first, then teaches the lesson,

Wherethe tongue slips, it speaks the truth.

Thepessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees opportunityin every difficulty.

Silencemay be golden, but can you think of a better way to entertain someone than tolisten to him?

Be your own judge and you will be happy.

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