If I giveyou an

If I giveyou an egg, and you give me an egg, we will each have one egg.

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Ignorancedoesn't kill you, but it does make you sweat a lot.

People who can't admit they are part of the problem, willnever be part of its solution.

Never play cat and mouse games if you are a mouse.

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Silence, along with modesty, is a great aid to conversation.

Consistencyis the hobgoblin of little minds.

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want totest a man's character, give him power.

He who gainsa victory over other men is strong; but he who gains a victory over himselfis all powerful.

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