If I giveyou an

If I giveyou an

If I giveyou an egg, and you give me an egg, we will each have one egg.

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There isnothing more

There isnothing more likely to start disagreement among people or countries than anagreement.

You'vegot to know

You'vegot to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em know, when to walk away, know when to run.

Search not a wound too deep lest thou maketh a new one.

Badplanning on your

Badplanning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

Whenmen and women

Whenmen and women agree, it is only in their conclusions; their reasons arealways different.

Patriots always talk

Patriots always talk of dying for their country, and never of killing for their country

A man sits as many

A man sits as many risks as he runs.

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

Don'tclose the barn

Don'tclose the barn door after the horse runs away.

None but the productive

None but the productive can be strong; and none but the strong can be free.

Ialways cheer up

Ialways cheer up immensely if an attack is particularly wounding because I think,well, if they attack one personally, it means they have not a singlepolitical argument left.

Dig a well before you are thirsty.

Dig a well before you are thirsty.

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