If I giveyou an

If I giveyou an
If I giveyou an egg, and you give me an egg, we will each have one egg.
  

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The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.
If at first you do succeed, try, try not to be a bore
A goodpreparation takes longer than the delivery.
It ishard to change our point of view in a conflict. Most often, it is because weare not nearly as interested in resolving the conflict and possibly creatinga new ‘pearl’ as we are in being right.
Hearme, my chiefs! I am tired. My heart is sick and sad. From where the sun nowstands, I will fight no more forever.
Don'tcut off your nose to spite your face.
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
Bring ideas in and treat them royally,for one of them may be the king.
If we shake hands with icy fingures, it is because we have burnt them so horribly before.
Books without the knowledge of life are useless.
It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
Any child who has parents who are interested in him and has a house full of books isin't poor.