If I giveyou an

If I giveyou an egg, and you give me an egg, we will each have one egg.

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Silence is argument

Silence is argument carried out by other means.

One whodoes not l

One whodoes not look ahead remains behind.

Failureto prepare is

Failureto prepare is preparing to fail.

Believing that soom

Believing that soom good can be derived from every event is a better preposition than that everything happens for the best, which is assuredly does not.

There are three faithful

There are three faithful friends; and old wife, an old dog and ready money.

The art of showmanship

The art of showmanship is to give the public what is wants just before it knows what it wants.

Politicians are

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.

A person who talks

A person who talks about his Inferiors han't any.

As a final incentive

As a final incentive before giving up a

Power corrupts.

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.

Youcan't shake hands

Youcan't shake hands with a clenched fist.

It doesnot do to

It doesnot do to leave a Dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.

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