If I giveyou an

If I giveyou an egg, and you give me an egg, we will each have one egg.

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Experience is a hard teacher because SHE gives the test first, the lesson afterwards.

Saying nothing... sometimes says the most.

To sit alone in the lamp light with a book spread out before you-such is a pleasure beyond compare.

The greatest trust between man and man is the trust ofgiving counsel.

Power gravitates to the man who knows how.

The thoughts that come often unsought, and as it were, drop into the mind, are commonly the most valuable of any we have.

Flatteryis the infantry of negotiation.

Beware of the chap who reminds you that you can't take it with you . he'll try to take it with him.

Ninety-ninepercent of all problems in communications start with misunderstandings whichdevelop as a result of differing viewpoints and conditioning.

A fool shows his annoyance at once, but a prudent man overlooks an insult.

The prevalent fear of poverty among the educated classes is the worst moral disease from which our civilization suffers.

They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel.

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