If I giveyou an

If I giveyou an

If I giveyou an egg, and you give me an egg, we will each have one egg.

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A good listeneris not

A good listeneris not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something.

Listening,not imitation,

Listening,not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery.

Always the dullness

Always the dullness of the fool is the whetstone of the wits

Pleasant words are

Pleasant words are the food of love.

Ifyou are leaning

Ifyou are leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

You can't unscrambl

You can't unscramble an egg.

Happinessis the only

Happinessis the only sanction of life; where happiness fails, existence remains a madand lamentable experiment.

Conflictis neither good

Conflictis neither good nor bad. Properly managed, it is absolutely vital.

Misfortuneis not that

Misfortuneis not that which can be avoided, but that which cannot.

Like aball batted

Like aball batted back and forth, a human being is batted by two forces within.

Usesoft words and hard

Usesoft words and hard arguments.

Don't wrestlea pig

Don't wrestlea pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

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