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If I giveyou an egg, and you give me an egg, we will each have one egg.

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Knowlege is two-fold, and consists not only an affirmation of what is true, but in the negation of that which is faise

When youhave to make a choice and you don't make it, that itself is a choice.

It is a lesson which all history teaches wise men, to puttrust in ideas, and not in circumstances.

Comedy is an escape, not from the truth but from despair; a narrow escape into faith.

The greatest trust between man and man is the trust ofgiving counsel.

The Truly free man is one who know how to decline an invitation without giving an excuse.

Evena sheet of paper has two sides.

In thebusiness world, everyone is always working at legitimate cross purposes,governed by self interest.

Don'twrestle a pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

The directuse of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employedonly by small children and large nations.

Reason is my philosophy, is only a harmony among irrational impulses.

Words are like spears: Once they leave your lips they can never come back.

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