If I giveyou an

If I giveyou an egg, and you give me an egg, we will each have one egg.

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A school should be the most beautiful place in every town- so beautiful tht the punishment for undutiful children should be that they be debarred from going to school the following day.

A woman can say

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon.

Nothing so wonderfully

Nothing so wonderfully concentrates the mind as theprospect of a hanging.

Whenever I hear

Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried onhim personally.

Ignorance is a bold,

Ignorance is a bold, and knowledge reserved

Don'tthrow out the

Don'tthrow out the baby with the bath water.

Diseases are Tax on the pleasure.

Opportunists take

Opportunists take now for an answer.

Anyonewho conducts

Anyonewho conducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence,just his memory.

The sun, though

The sun, though it passes through dirty places, yet remains as pure as before.

A goodpreparation takes

A goodpreparation takes longer than the delivery.

Itmatters not

Itmatters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

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