If I giveyou an

If I giveyou an egg, and you give me an egg, we will each have one egg.

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A lie has no leg, but a scandel has wings

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The power to do good is also the power to do harm.

A newspaper is not just for reporting the news as it is, but to make people angry enough to do something about it

The purpose of getting power is to be able to give itaway.

I think we may safely trust a good deal more than we do.

To err is human; to forgive is divine pathway

Before following a leader, it's wise to see if he's headed in the right direction.

Education is the ability to listen to almost everything without losing your temper or self-confidence.

Thegreatest glory in living lies not in never falling,but in rising every time we fall.

A round egg can be made square according to how you cut it; words would be harsh according to how you speak them.

What is well done is done soon enough.

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