If I giveyou an

If I giveyou an egg, and you give me an egg, we will each have one egg.

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Thework will teach you how to do it.

It is a lesson which all history teaches wise men, to puttrust in ideas, and not in circumstances.

We own almostall our knowledge not to those who have agreed but to those who havediffered.

Thereare two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone whowon't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go?

Thesearch for someone to blame is always successful.

A perfect method for adding drama to life is to wait until the deadline looms large.

you cannot establish sound security on borrowed money

"Man wishes2fly like a bird,sing like cuckoo,dance like a peacock,swim like a fish,But Man dosnt wish2live like a man"

Science has promised us truth. It has never promised us either peace or happiness.

The onesure way to conciliate a tiger is to allow oneself to be devoured.

Whenanger comes, wisdom goes.

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