If I giveyou an

If I giveyou an

If I giveyou an egg, and you give me an egg, we will each have one egg.

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So longas a man

So longas a man is angry he cannot be in the right.

Conflictis neither good

Conflictis neither good nor bad. Properly managed, it is absolutely vital.

Ifyou wish to make

Ifyou wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, 'You are wrong.' Thismethod works every time.

The ability to laugh

The ability to laugh together is the essence of love.

Talkingjaw-jaw is

Talkingjaw-jaw is always better than war-war.

One ofthe lessons

One ofthe lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and alwaysa clever thing to say.

Even a fish wouldn't

Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if it kept its mouth shut.

Adversityis the

Adversityis the foundation of virtue.

Friendship increases in

Friendship increases in visiting friends, but in visiting them seldom.

One hallmark of

One hallmark of freedom is the sound of laughter.

Manners make the

Manners make the fortune of the ambitious youth.

To pushadvantages too

To pushadvantages too far is neither generous nor just.

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