If I giveyou an

If I giveyou an egg, and you give me an egg, we will each have one egg.

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When aman says that he approves something in principle, it means he hasn't theslightest intention of putting it in practice.

If you ain'tnever pick up the sword, you ain't never have to worry about fallin' on it.

Long-rangeplanning works best in the short term.

Onlyfree men can negotiate. Prisoners cannot enter into contracts. Your freedomand mine cannot be separated.

If Igive you an idea, and you give me an idea, we will each have two ideas.

Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties.

He whotalks incessantly, talks nonsense.

When there is no enemy within, the enemies outside cannothurt you.

Supicion of one's own motives is especially necessary for the philanthropist and the executive.

The good neighbour looks beyond the external accidents and discerns those inner qualities that make all men human, and therefore, brothers.

Tell meand I'll forget. Show me, and I may not remember. Involve me, and I'llunderstand.

Thefire you kindle for your enemy often burns yourself more than him.

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