If I giveyou an

If I giveyou an egg, and you give me an egg, we will each have one egg.

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What dowe live for, if it is not to make life less difficult for each other.

A school should be the most beautiful place in every town- so beautiful tht the punishment for undutiful children should be that they be debarred from going to school the following day.

A woman can say

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon.

Whenour knowing

Whenour knowing exceeds our sensing, we will no longer be deceived by theillusions of our senses.

A perfect method

A perfect method for adding drama to life is to wait until the deadline looms large.

Optimists and pessimists

Optimists and pessimists have one fault in common: they are afraid of the truth.

Who can say

Who can say more than rich praise, that you alone are you?

Inbusiness, you don't

Inbusiness, you don't get what you deserve, you get what you negotiate.

Our faults irritate

Our faults irritate us most when we see them in others.

Nobody'sa natural.

Nobody'sa natural. You work hard to get good and then work to get better. It's hardto stay on top.

Power never takes

Power never takes a back step only in the face of morepower.

Youdon't run twenty-

Youdon't run twenty-six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secretrecipe.

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