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If I giveyou an egg, and you give me an egg, we will each have one egg.

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In oneof our concert grand pianos, 243 taut strings exert a pull of 40,000 poundson an iron frame. It is proof that out of great tension may come greatharmony.

Power is not only

Power is not only what you have but what the enemy thinksyou have.

The ability to laugh

The ability to laugh together is the essence of love.

To like and dislike

To like and dislike the same thing, that is, indeed, friendship.

A good listener

A good listener is not someone with nothing to say. A good listener is a good talkerwith a sore throat.

Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

There is no knowledge

There is no knowledge that is not power.

Past time is only e

Past time is only eviil at a distance.

Honesty and Wisdom

Honesty and Wisdom are such a delightful pastime, at another person's expense !

A man has no ears

A man has no ears for that to which experience has given no access.

Manyspeak much

Manyspeak much who cannot speak well.

To be preparedis

To be preparedis half the victory.

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