If I giveyou an

If I giveyou an

If I giveyou an egg, and you give me an egg, we will each have one egg.

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Take yourlife into

Take yourlife into your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing, no one toblame.

A foolshows his

A foolshows his annoyance at once, but a prudent man overlooks an insult.

Without dialogue there

Without dialogue there is no communication, without communication there is no true education.

The condition upon

The condition upon which God hath given liberty to man is eternal vigilance.

We'reeyeball to eyeball

We'reeyeball to eyeball and the other fellow just blinked.

God has created the

God has created the world in play.

When work is pleasure

When work is pleasure, life is joy.

Speechis human,

Speechis human, silence is divine, yet also brutish and dead; therefore we mustlearn both arts.

The comforter's

The comforter's head never aches.

Themost intense conflicts,

Themost intense conflicts, if overcome, leave behind a sense of security andcalm that is not easily disturbed. It is just these intense conflicts andtheir conflagration which are needed to produce valuable and lasting results.

If youcould kick

If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

Honesty is like

Honesty is like an icicle; if once it melts that is theend of it.

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