If I giveyou an

If I giveyou an

If I giveyou an egg, and you give me an egg, we will each have one egg.

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It isdifficult to negotiate

It isdifficult to negotiate where neither will trust.

Politeness is the

Politeness is the art of selecting among one's real thoughts.

Beforeeverything else,

Beforeeverything else, getting ready is the secret to success.

Civilization has made the

Civilization has made the peasantry its pack animal.

Speak whenyou are

Speak whenyou are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

Even a dog knows

Even a dog knows the difference between being stumbledover and being kicked.

Who digs a pit f

Who digs a pit for others will fall in themselves.

Ignorance is a form of

Ignorance is a form of environmental pollution.

I haveoften regretted

I haveoften regretted my speech, never my silence.

Children are like wet

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression.

Wenever have the

Wenever have the time to do it right but always have time to do it over.

Every new adjustment

Every new adjustment is a crisis in self-esteem.

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