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If I giveyou an egg, and you give me an egg, we will each have one egg.

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Life, Like a child, laughs shaking its rattle of death as it runs.

Evil communication corrupt good manners.

Thereis no advancement to him who stands trembling because he cannot see the endfrom the beginning.

Nothing would be done at all if a man waited till he could do it so well that no one could find fault with it

Usesoft words and hard arguments.

Thereis all the difference in the world between having something to say and havingto say something.

Thereare two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone whowon't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go?

Like aball batted back and forth, a human being is batted by two forces within.

Lookingfor fish? Don't climb a tree.

Measurement of life should be rather proportioned to the intensity of experience than it's actual length.

The summit of happiness is reached when a person is ready to be what he is.

A goodlistener is not someone with nothing to say. A good listener is a good talkerwith a sore throat.

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