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If I giveyou an egg, and you give me an egg, we will each have one egg.

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Nature hasgiven men one tongue and two ears, that we may hear twice as much as wespeak.

The lion and the calf shall lie down together, but the calf won't get much sleep.

Theproblem with communication is the illusion that is has occurred.

To ask advice is in nine cases out of ten tout for flattery.

We owealmost all our knowledge not to those who have agreed but to those who havediffered.

There isnothing more likely to start disagreement among people or countries than anagreement.

It is much easier to be a hero than a gentleman.

Silenceis argument carried out by other means.

Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried onhim personally.

Hear me,my chiefs! I am tired. My heart is sick and sad. From where the sun nowstands, I will fight no more forever.

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.

If you can't love visible people, then how can u love invisible God. - Mother teresa

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