If I giveyou an

If I giveyou an
If I giveyou an egg, and you give me an egg, we will each have one egg.
  

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Ifyou are leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
When our hearts are empty, we collect things.
Imaginationis the eye of your soul.
Everyoneis wise until he speaks.
Comedy is an escape, not from the truth but from despair; a narrow escape into faith.
Power is not a means, it is an end. One does not establisha dictatorship in order to safeguard a revolution; one makes the revolutionin order to establish the dictatorship.
The audience see a JOKER as JOKER...! But the JOKER sees himself as a PERFORMER.... No matter what others think. it is your life. Go on with Confidence..!!
A goodlistener is not someone with nothing to say. A good listener is a good talkerwith a sore throat.
I have learned through bitter experience the one supremelesson to conserve my anger, and as heat conserved is transmitted into energy,even so our anger controlled can be transmitted into a power that can movethe world.
We gain freedom when we have paid full price for our right to live.
A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possiblility that the other may be right, though neither believes it.