If I giveyou an

If I giveyou an egg, and you give me an egg, we will each have one egg.

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An adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is an adventure wrongly considered.

Thefirst principle of contract negotiation is don'tremind them of what you did in the past; tell them what you're going to do inthe future.

The desire of appearing clever often prevents our becoming so.

Trust no one unless you have eaten much salt with him.

Beware of the chap who reminds you that you can't take it with you . he'll try to take it with him.

You'rein a much better position to talk with people when they approach you thanwhen you approach them.

You grow up the day you have first real laugh - at yourself

The onesure way to conciliate a tiger is to allow oneself to be devoured.

Nothing makes it easier to resist temptation than a proper upbringing, a sound set of values.

Nothing destroys authority more than the unequal and untimelyinterchange of power stretched too far and relaxed too much.

Maturityis the capacity to endure uncertainty.

Alwaysforgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.

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