If I giveyou an

If I giveyou an egg, and you give me an egg, we will each have one egg.

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The hardest thing to disguise is you feelings when you put a lot of relatives on the train for home.

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't leads anywhere.

Alexander's last wrds: Bury my body, dont build any monument. Kip my hand outside,so dat d wrld knws,who won th wrld had noting in hand wen dyin.

My greenthumb came only as a result of the mistakes I made while learning to seethings from the plant's point of view.

It isimpossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.

Difficultiesare meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong byconflict.

Talkingjaw-jaw is always better than war-war.

Few men of action have been able to make a graceful exit at the appropriate time.

Happinessis the only sanction of life; where happiness fails, existence remains a madand lamentable experiment.

Most people suspended their judgement till somebody else has expressed his own and then they respect it.

No one was ever really taught by another; each of us has to teach himself.

The oldbelieve everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young knoweverything.

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