If I giveyou an

If I giveyou an
If I giveyou an egg, and you give me an egg, we will each have one egg.
  

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Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.
Inspiration comes of working every day.
Knowingthat everything's futile but still fighting, still raging against the dying ofthe light that's what motivates me all the time ... If you hold that sense offutility in your head for too long, it can begin to eat into you. You canstill be aware of it
No one lies as much as the indignant do.
Whodigs a pit for others will fall in themselves.
Youcannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.
If your desires be endless, your cares and fears will be so too.
We owealmost all our knowledge not to those who have agreed but to those who havediffered.
He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; he who does not ask a questionremains a fool forever.
It ishard to change our point of view in a conflict. Most often, it is because weare not nearly as interested in resolving the conflict and possibly creatinga new ‘pearl’ as we are in being right.
Hearme, my chiefs! I am tired. My heart is sick and sad. From where the sun nowstands, I will fight no more forever.
Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.