If I giveyou an

If I giveyou an egg, and you give me an egg, we will each have one egg.

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Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.

Manners are the hypocrisy of a nation.

Bekind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.

The hardeststep is over the threshold.

A perfect method for adding drama to life is to wait untilthe deadline looms large.

Nothing is greater impediment to being on good terms with other than being ill at ease with yourself.

A man has no ears for that to which experience has given no access.

Politicians are like ships; noisiest when lost in a fog.

Expreince never helps us avoid doing something foolish; it merely prevents us from enjoying it.

Freedom suppressed and again regained bites with keener fangs that freedom never endangered.

Theproblem with communication is the illusion that is has occurred.

Hear me,my chiefs! I am tired. My heart is sick and sad. From where the sun nowstands, I will fight no more forever.

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