If I giveyou an

If I giveyou an egg, and you give me an egg, we will each have one egg.

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The ability to laugh together is the essence of love.

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Thewise man, even when he holds his tongue, says more than the fool when hespeaks.

Theproblem with communication is the illusion that is has occurred.

Evena sheet of paper has two sides.

In anyfree society, the conflict between social conformity and individual libertyis permanent, unresolvable, and necessary.

Tofight fear, act. To increase fear wait, put off, postpone.

Peoplewho can't admit they are part of the problem, will never be part of itssolution.

We do not err because the truth is difficult to see. We err because this is more comfortable

No one is free who does not Lord over himself.

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